I love laundry day! There's nothing like fresh, clean surfaces to generously spread my glorious furs and scents across! Today was extra-special because the throw rugs got washed also (the Human says they are called "throw" rugs because I throw up on them so often; I say that's nothing but slander).
Oh, and the Cyclops part? She managed to capture me mid-sprawl, but even with one eye shut, I'm still the handsomest boy in town.