The other day I left Pinkie as an offering on the Human's bed. She didn't seem to appreciate the true value of my generous gesture, and tossed her on the floor. Now Pinkie has disappeared and I certainly won't be offering to share her again.
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Meanwhile . . . . .
While Star's Mommy was all busy making her fundraiser ornaments for Winnie's Wish, I scooped up Star and we headed for the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. We had a grand time playing with Elvis's guitar and enjoying some Cream.
N.B. to all: The Human laffed so much reading this she almost passed out. (I'm not so sure that sounds like a recommendation, but she says it is): Funniest Cartoon Ever
27 comments:
Spitty, I am thinking you drive me in yer PAWSOME Furrari to the PETCO where we will pose fer pictures in front of the toys, cotumes (which we WONT wear), and fanciest foods. An HEY, what about us goin after some of the fishies!!!
I'll scout out the Petco next time TBT goes hunting fer stuff there...
Poor Pinky we hope you locate her soon!
Yeah, our mom just about fell off the couch reading that "cartoon" too! Humans...no accounting for taste.
I wondered where she disappeared to! Cleveland! Goodness, that's some trip! Especially from the San Fran Spit Man!(gosh I hope I got that right...)
Spitty, if your mom didn't appreciate your present, perhaps she just didn't realize that it was only a percent of your kills! Oh my gosh was that cartoon thing funny and sick at the same time!
Star says: Oh Spitty! What a trip that was! The wind in my furs! Holding your paw! And the song.. Robin Williams doing Elmer Fudd singing "I'm dwiving in my caw, tuwned on the wadio, I puww you a little cwoser.." *happy sigh* Snuggles and purrs Spitty XOXOXOXO
Spitty you are sure a well traveled kitty. You should drive up and visit Pricilla. She would like that
Spitty, regarding the little runabout in the neighbeorhood, I just wanted to make sure you wouldn't kill us smashing into a mailbox or something.
You driving is as horrible as Mr Toad's!
But iffen you promise to take the back woods I will show you, we MAY get to PETCO alive...
Meanwhile, I will make out a Will. Lets see, Ayla gets Mr Softy Mouse, and all the Maxcat foods, Marley gets all the other toys and the cat trees. Ayla gets my bling and the shoe rack she loves to sit on.
You get the pictures of my cold dead body after you kill me in yer Furrari...
Spitty, that was SO rude of the human to throw your offering on the floor! The nerve!
That whole toss the offering thing is unacceptable. I give you permission to hide a certain something tomorrow in retaliation!
P.S. My mom laughed, too, but I didn't.
The lady was laughing and laughing and laughing at that cartoon thing.
Especially the "clean kill" that the kitty leaves for the human and then the "I got your leg...hahahahah." OMC!
It was downright ungrateful for your human to just toss your gift of Pinkie on the floor.
I've taught the lady well. When I leave a dead mouse for her she tells me what a great job I have done and thanks me profusely for giving her such a generous gift
(although I'm still not sure why she scoops it up in the dustpan and throws it over a cliff).
Humans are so unappreciative. It's not worth giving them anything!
Humans are so ungrateful. Leave the rest of your kills mouldering in the bed next!
Hmph, sounds like you'll have to swat the human until she finds pinkie for you.
Pinkie MUST be found immediately! And...I insist that I have a turn too. We will negotiate when and where. XXOO
Oh no Spitty, we need a Pinkie search pawty immediately!
Oh No where has poor pinky gone. That was super cool playing Elvis's guitar :) xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
Spitty, Try leaving Pinky in MY bed...I know how to be properly appreciative!
If you get my drift.
xx The Saucepot
Hey!! My Mom is one of the founding members of the Rock Hall!!! She lived in Cleveland the year it was opened :)
I have to say, your human casting Pinkie aside like that was INCREDIBLY rude!!
while in Cleveland, aka, The Mistake by the Lake," stop by the house used in the film, "A Christmas Story." Leg lamp is still in window.
LOOVE the cartoon.
That is a funny cartoon! Thanks for linking to it. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
Mommy laughed so hard she just about peed her pants and Kozmo - he giggled and demanded to goes outside!
Me is waiting for a ride in your Furarri Spitty.....
Kisses
Nellie
How could she possibly toss your offering to the floor??? It's PINK!!!
; ) Katie
Even your toys are pink? Wow, you really like that color!
Allie: Your human offed a PINK offering?!? No class, no class at all.
Maxwell: dood, enough about the pink toy. That's one hot ride!
Oh you better never share Pinky with her again! How dare she throw Pinky on the floor!
That Woman is a HUGE fan of The Oatmeal. In fact, she gave some of our treat money away to them when they were raising money for the Tesla museum. It was pawsome. She can't wait to visit it when the refurbish is done.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
The peeps took the quiz "Is your Cat Trying to Kill You" last year and it came back 80% that i WAS! HAH!
When you got time, I'd LOVE to see the RnR Hall. just meowin.
tapping paw...and where else are you gonna take all those ladycats...hmmmmmm....?????...Nellie was always right...you are Mr Lothario...just an observation...your former bay area ladycat furriend...walks off twitching tail...
I hope Pinkie will not be lost forever! She is very cute and also very pink! If your mom is not interested, I would be happy to share Pinkie with you :D
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