Get this dang bench offa me! It's heavy!!
Oh? Okay, right then. Thanks.
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Derby and Ducky have issued a little challenge to create a new version of The Twelve Days of Christmas using creatures that are not Burds (The Trout-Talkin Tabbies, where all this originated, duz nawt like The Burds!) I came up with a tasty ♫ ♫ Rodentia Version ♫ ♫ :
Derby and Ducky have issued a little challenge to create a new version of The Twelve Days of Christmas using creatures that are not Burds (The Trout-Talkin Tabbies, where all this originated, duz nawt like The Burds!) I came up with a tasty ♫ ♫ Rodentia Version ♫ ♫ :
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve mousies twitching
Eleven voles a-sniffing
Ten rats a-running
Nine chipmunks chewing
Eight squirrels a-scrambling
Seven shrews a-sneezing
Six gerbils jumping
Five guinea pigs
Four capybaras
Three handsome hamsters
Two tiny muskrats
And a porcupine in a spruce tree
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Nellie was a delicate and refined Lady who nibbled daintily at her tart and sipped her tea. I, on the other hand, having recently become a glutton, slobbered as I vacuumed up my fudz and slurped my drink. The wait staff were extremely courteous, saying nothing to me as they exchanged sympathetic glances with Nellie.
We headed back to her tiny village, well-fed and sleepy from our outing. Nellie invited me in for a snuggle and a nap before I set out for the City-by-the-Bay.
40 comments:
Oooh, I hope you were not hurt when the bench landed on you.
Pricilla et al will be performing A Christmaaaa Carol by Charles DickensGoat beginning shortly
Oh Spitty,
Me really enjoyed going to Victoria. Me has been there a few times. Mommy and Daddy used to lives there. Me has even stayed at the Empress Hotel, but it was way more fun to goes there with yous than with Mommy and Daddy!
And Me LOVES your new Furrari!
Kisses
Nellie
"...The wait staff were extremely courteous, saying nothing to me as they exchanged sympathetic glances with Nellie."
MOL!!
P.S. The lady's got that "Secret Agent Cat" song going through her head and it won't stop!
Love your version of the 12 Days and the photo is da bomb! When I see you all vicious, I want to come over and have a tumble and then seal it with a kiss.
Spitty, our wheels have been turning over D & D's challenge also!
Do you have any crumbs in your ruffles? Miss Salem is feeling a tad peckish...and lonely! Maybe you should take a spin out to Sin City in that snazzy FURarri!
Spitty, you are such a player!!! Sheesh.
We never realised a porcupine is a rodent. We are always willing to be educated.
But tell us, how will you fit Miss Salem in the furrari ? And we assume you will be visiting multiple restaurants to satisfy your mutual lurve of food ?
If that furrari could talk, the tales it would tell! MOL!
Pee Ess - most excellent songwriting!
Spitty! That picture is SO an invisible rock and roll microphone!! You're a screaming rock god! MOL And as always, you look so wonderful in the sun!
What a nice trip with Nellie! And I bet she didn't even say a word about half of your food dribbling from your chin! ;)
Star says: I love your song, it's making me hungry...
You're putting a lot of milage on that Furrari! But it's just like you to be so sweet and take everyone for a ride. when you get tired, come over and I'll give you a snuggle and massage your driving paws. XOXOXO
I love yours, Spitty - it's tasty even without the birds!
Rumblemum says she's been to the Empress, but she doesn't remember seeing two such good looking kitties when she was there! (good thing she didn't or she might not have come to NZ!)
By the way, we forgot to say that your fiercesome roar in the first photo looks just like you on your official coat of arms of Kiimamaa.
Great rodential version of the song, Spitty, but what is a capybara?
Like that version of the song, chowing down on those a cat can do no wrong.
You look like your roaring like a lion :) great 12 day'z Spitty.. Glad you picked up Nellie, she'z so down about Allred, so it will cheer her up :) xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
Oh Spitty; we could hear your yowl clear over here. (That bench does look sorta cute.)
That's some "ride" you've got there; you look so good in red!
Thanks for the You Tube link aboutthe Capybaras, Spitty. That one was really cute! Who knew? Not me, obviously.
I wish I cud hear you sing that song in pawson an then tayste all teh treetz you iz singing abowt....nomnom!
love it!
I love your 12 days of christmas!!
Looks like you had a great time with Nellie :-)
Guess what, Spitty? My peep has been there! She has even had tea there. Just like you and Nellie. Pretty neat, huh? purrs
PS. LOVE the song!
thiz bee a grate mew vershun of de stoooooooooooooooopiod N rood burd song buddy; N de nice part iz after ya eat de pork ewe pine ya gotz a instant tooth pick tho we noe flossin iz better !!! glad ya hada grate date with nellie
That was a good tune Spitty and even a better bench press!
Mmm, voles... Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com
We love your version of the 12 Days of Christmas :)
What a lovely way to spend an afternoon--Tea for Two at a great hotel!
Spitty wonderful ride!
Spitty that was a wonderful rendition to the 12 days of Christmas and wow oh wow what a ride.
VERY yummy song, dear Spittikins... ~ Iza Lovey
Toby is honored that you included guinea pigs in your ditty.
Spitster, dood. That song almost makes us Chanukah kittehs wish for a Christmas! MOL!
Love your version of the 12 Days it´s sooo much better than the original !
I see your 12 days is well received, hope we get to see a few more.
Oh Spitty what an outing you had. Except we thought Mancat like you never slobber and tell :)
Emma and Buster
Spitty, after your version of the 12 Days of Christmas, we find ourselves particularly hungry. :)
Spitty! you cover some ground in that Furrari fing! no stop lights for you, huh?! good thing you have that new song to sing ova and ova again as you criss cross teh continent. bet THAT never gets old...anyway, safe travels!
At least you weren't wearing funny looking striped socks when that bench fell on you. And your Purrarri is sure seeing a lot of action! (Did we get the name right? The mom isn't too good with cars. And a lot of other things for that matter.)
stomps paw down...WELL! I never!!...you take all those ladycats somewhere special and all I got was the 'hood...SPITTY! And I have stood by you, helped you learn to get off your enlarged butt and get some exercise with the peacock feathers I sent...and yet, all I got was the local 'hood!!! Well, as Cathy Keisha was the one who told ME about those FEV-VERS you say you love, then you could at least pick her up, she does have the Fast Leopard Tunnel Teleport unit like mine now,. and take her somewhere out of HER HOOD!! just sayin'...Savannah
I like this new version, Spitty!
I love the cat version of the 12 Days of Christmas. So much better than the boring original. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
You got to go on drive with Nellie?!? am so jealous! I just love Nellie :)
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