Oh, wait, no, it's not. It's that Sammy, breaking my heart and ruining my whole day*. Oh sure, he *looks* like a nice guy, and he extends the paw of friendship like the fine Cat Scout he is, but deep down, Kitties, well, deep down . . . I dunno. I need a brewski,
that's what I need. With a nip chaser.
*Oh, are you puzzled? Well, yes, I thought you might be. The horrible truth is revealed in his Oh-so-innocent comment on my post from yesterday.
27 comments:
Oh, oh, did Sammy divulge a lub triangle? MOL
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
OMC! How could he say that and risk breaking your heart? Well you’re MY favorite. Should I push Sammy outta the spaceship? MOL!
OMC, a luv triangle it is!
Well, I wasn't going to tell you Spitty but certain Valentine's were received by certain goats and Farm cats.
lol you have a cat fight on your hands err umm paws
Aw come on dude, get a gripski. So the gorgeous Miss Sparkle loves more than one mancat. YOU claim you cannot be tied down to one girlcat, and want the life of love - and then a girlcat does the same and you spin out in betrayal and jealousy. Hmmmm, double standards dude, double standards. But we like the mean and moody photo. Oh, and may we point out it is not Sammy to blame.
I bet his sucker got smashed, though!
Maybe Sammy has a broken heart too as well as a broken sucker.
OMD you have competition. We expect a nip fight at dawn. Have a fabulous Friday Spitty.
Best wishes Molly
oooo Shoe on the other foot? Poor Spitty!! I hope you get that brewski and nip chaser, and snuggles from the hoards of female kitties who adore you!
Star says: If it would make you feel better, I'd give you a snuggle.. Or I could go give this Sammy person a swat? Ask Leo, I have a good swatting paw!
SPITTY! The absolute embarrassment of it all. I love CK's solution. however, it is also correct that it is not Sammy's fault. He just revealed the ways of red furred girl cats! Just take comfort in seeing all the tunnels pointed in your direction. XXOO
Hey Spitty, did you enter my contest? You have to guess a day when our snow will melt. It's really fun. Please visit my blog and enter. Thank you furry much!
Aw, you're not feeling so special today, Spitty? If it's any consolation, we didn't get anything from Sparkle. But then again, we wasn't one of the kitties that won.
Well, it was bound to happen, Spitty...
Just remember that you had two pawsome dates for the Queen of Hearts Dance and Sammy only had one! Hope that brightens your day. And the three of you won the "cutest couple" contest. Mom is sending an e-mail to your mom about the prezzie you won. So we think that you have shown Sammy who is the most loved of the two of you. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta (with smooches), Fiona (with smooches), Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Oh dear Spitty.
No! NOOOOooo! *paws over ears* We don't want to hear this! La-la-la-la-la-la-la.....oh dear!
I am coming over to console you, Dearest. ~ Iza-Lovey
dood....uh..iz it just uz...we due knot see a post frum sammy...N noe we iz knot at haight & ash at de moe mint...at de moe mint we dunno wear we iz....wooooo....look a candee stor...who haz muncheez !! hope ewe haza pound oh perch week oh end !!
Ah Spitty. All you need is a nice long nap...
I am sure all will be fine Spitty!
Awww Spitty....transport tunnel over here and hang out for a while.
Spitty, one word: KARMA.
Mister Laydeecat in every tunnelport...
oh oh somefings brewing here.....an India Pale ale perhaps MOL!!!!!
Emma and Buster
Oh Spitty......I was so sorry to burst your bubble but here's yet another thought about the "Valentine Debacle".....you and I weren't the ONLY mancats to get those Valentines...remember there were a BUNCH of those sent out by our mutual girlcatbuddy Sparkle. Not sure that will cheer you up any but trust me....WE ARE NOT ALONE!
Hugs, Sammy
Okay now we're intrigued. As we're reading backward, we're heading there NOW...!
well I never! Usually Sammy is such a gentlemanlycat...but he clearly intended to hit you low Spitty...I will look for the seat eject button when we are near the moon...maybe landing in his parachute will shake him just a teensy bit...but then, no, no...I can't do that...he is my mentor after all...so sorry SPitty, suck it up...move on..bwaahahahaha
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