Yo! Where are those beauteous GirlCats
to wave the fev-vers to keep King Spitty cool?
Oh, and by the way, in my newly-friendly persona, I often hang out near the warm laptop when the Human's using it. Oh, did I say "near"? I meant "on." Sometimes, my highly-desirable presence results in some negligible inconvenience to the Human. Like the other day, when suddenly the touch pad became non-functional. "Phffft. So what?" said I. I guess I could've told her that F3 button was right before her clueless eyes, but, honestly, if she's that stoopy, she'll just have to figure it out for herself. I mean, it's not like there's a freaking diagram or anything, right?
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I think you like the warm and it has nothing to do with friendly. What meow you?
Need to hire out, maybe the KGB will help fan you.
Ha! GirlCats aren't servants - that's human work!
MOL - sometimes I try to press computer buttons, but I hasn't had any luck messin anythin up yet.
Oh Dearest Spittikens! I am SO sorry I didn't see your invitation to come over and help ya smooth done yer furs yesserday.
We were just so OFFLINE while TBT had the puter checkin itself fer problems and I was outside ALL day today. So I just read yer invitation.
I AM ON MY WAY ta take care of you right now and help you feel ALL Comfy, Groomed, and Happy! YOU deserve it. Iza-Sweetie
Lay down on yer side Spitty, while I like those mats out. LICK LICK, LICK.
Now turn over an let me get at the other side. LICK LICK, LICK.
Now let me get at the back of yer neck and head; that's the hardest places... LICK, LICK, LICK. LICK LICK LICK!
OK, now you do me... *I* have a small mat RIGHT at the back of my neck that even TBT can't get at...
~ Iza-Lovey
Yeah, Spitty...like Sparkle said, that's your human's job. Tell her to get off the 'puter and start waving those feathers.
Don't you have any female minions to come over to do this?
Aila, who BROKE a laptop permanently says she is only interested in chewing up the feathers and spitting them out, dude. Not that we wish to disappoint your fantasy.....
Precious will be over tout de suite!
BOL BOL Spitty at least you are teaching her some useful commands. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
MOL! Spittola, hop in the tunnel and come on over so we can gaze on the forest and dream in the sun. Mom can set up the bistro set's market umbrella and we can rest in the shade and she'll bring us noms. And pets. xxooox
What? There's no line up of girlcats to fan your kingly brow? Shocking! Leo lays on my keyboard, but he can't effect my trackpad because I keep it off! MOL I much prefer a wireless mouse to that stupid pad!
Star says: Well, I could come over, but I want the pink feather. I'll fan you with the pink if you fan me with the black? deal? Hope your human finds your ham-mick soon, I could help you break it in again, purrrrr XOXOXOX
Be gracious and generous with your minions, Spitty, and you'll get more lovin' in return!
I'm right here, Spitty!
I believe that PINK feather has my name on it.
; ) Katie
So the gerlcats didn't show up for work this morning? Gosh.....bad break oh mighty King. Looks like you'll be fanless today. As for laptops as heaters.....I suppose that works but I prefurrr my Mom's little space heater in her office.....there just happens to be a footstool close and well - it's NICE for napping. Enjoy your beddy - even without fans.
Hugs, Sammy
Get your human to wave those feathers. Maybe that can be a category on her report cards!
We love to screw with the humans' computers and heads. The best was when Misty May flipped Dad's screen upside down and he couldn't figure out how to fix it without calling tech support. Win for Misty May. The humans get what they deserve for spending so much time and attention on the giver-of-warmth machine and not on us! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
I think the Spitty Fan Club will keep you cool!
When you find someone to wave those feathers at you, let me know--we have no one here that will do it either.
Meez only evew laid on da 'putew once, and it wus closed at da time. Meez neevew lays on it when is open. MOL Hav a Pawsum day!! :D
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
dood...ewe want we shuld get ewe sum 'Hot" .....literally & figuratively.....N look at de werds that just came outta R mouths....sum "hot" lap tops .....we can ya noe...how manee ??? !!!!
Tell the human to get some cat-help in fur your benefit if she is not up to the task
Tsk Tsk
Excellent IT skills Spitty! I sat on a mac book once & made all the colours look funny for the next two years. It took daddy that long to search the interweb for advice on how to fix it...
Wanna hear some irony? I went to comment on this last night but the keyboard on my ipawd was frozen. It doesn’t have no F keys.
Sigh.....should you add this to the report card? Where are your many admirers to fan your wonderful self Spitty?
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