Oh, and by the way, in my newly-friendly persona, I often hang out near the warm laptop when the Human's using it. Oh, did I say "near"? I meant "on." Sometimes, my highly-desirable presence results in some negligible inconvenience to the Human. Like the other day, when suddenly the touch pad became non-functional. "Phffft. So what?" said I. I guess I could've told her that F3 button was right before her clueless eyes, but, honestly, if she's that stoopy, she'll just have to figure it out for herself. I mean, it's not like there's a freaking diagram or anything, right?