Friday, June 26, 2015

Our Friend Fritzie

So Fritzie's irresponsible People went gallivanting off to Alaska. Phffft! Poor sweetie! (Wait--what am I saying?) 
Fritzie is a dangerous kitty, my friends. He's almost as handsome as me, he is comfortably plump and soft and floofy, and he is a total slut. He is raising the Human's expectations to an unacceptable level.

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And kudos to the Supreme Court
for getting it done today! They did the right thing--
for the second time this week!

22 comments:

Ivan from WMD said...

Spitty! Is he in your home????? Even though it's hot here, you can still come. I can show you all the cool spots.

We are just thrilled with the Supreme Court this week too! We were concerned after their recent show of boneheadery.

Oh, and P.S. Caroline says Fritzie can't hold a candle to you!

Katnip Lounge said...

Scouty sez: his sluttish behaviour is UNacceptable.

EVAR.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Fritzie, schmitzie - if your human met me, it would really set her expectations out of whack! BTW, my human is loving the SCOTUS this week... well, at least the majority of them! ;-)

The Island Cats said...

Fritzie is giving you some competition, Spitty.

Lone Star Cats said...

Uh oh, dat Fritzie looks like trubble.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Relax my love, Fritzie is not YOU and will never be. ~ IZA LAMBIE

Catio Tales said...

Yep, that's a tart if ever I saw one.

Apology noted.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

OMC - is that your human giving Fritzie brushies?!?!

Photo Cache said...

You have a houseguest!!!! Did you roll out the red carpet for his arrival?

Emma and Buster

When the cat is away said...

We're upset about the quote on the first picture. Mamma was speaking with her parents the other day and said something sentimental like “I miss you”, and continued “I wished you were here, but at least I’ve my cats”. Does this mean that we’re only her second choice?????

rainbow said...

Fear not, Spitty - you are unassailable!
Purrs ... Rainbow

Angel Simba said...

How LONG is their trip to Alaska? This could be very very dangerous indeed.
And YAY - SCOTUS!

Brian's Home Blog said...

I think you and Fritzie need to have a meet n' greet to get the game plan right!

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, you can bring her back down to earth!

Cathy Keisha said...

GASP! What if they NEVER come home from Alaska and YOU wind up with an oranj brofur??? He obviously loves brushies too. I hope that’s not YOUR brush.
Kudos to SCOTUS for getting it right twice in one week.

pilch92 said...

I love your rainbow :) I guess you are going to have to be a little sweeter now that you have competition.

Anonymous said...

Uhoh......maybe they just SAID they were going to Alaska and it was their way of forcing you to have a ginger brother???

Hugs, Sammy

Saku said...

OMC, his pawrents are coming back, right? We hope Fritzie doesn't think he can move in. Even tho our mom bean is squeeing over him....she lubs ornj kitties!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Spitty, NO CONTEST! You are the handsomest hunky kitty we know!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Mom says I am a "slut" too so you wouldn't like me!! Yesssssssssssssssssssssss for the Supreme Court!

Noodle Cat said...

Well, if we are going to be catty; "meow"!
Have a super weekend...

Noodle and crew

Kitties Blue said...

Fritzie is a good looking guy, but what's he doing sporting a girl's name? And he does look like a bit of a suck-up, but we know how bad it feels to be abandoned, so we think you should cut him some slack!. Hooray for the Supreme Court...about time! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo