Saturday, October 31, 2015

The Postman Always Rings Twice

Hi Kitties, I keep getting this email and the Human keeps deleting it, just it like it is no business of mine. But I dunno. It *is* addressed to me as you can plainly see. And I bet those Russian LadyCats are good-lookin', too, don't you think? Or why else would they keep emailing me about wanting to get together? I want her to write back and see if some of those Muscovite Mamas want to come over and visit Tsar Tspitty.

22 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

All the Russian Ladycats say: DA!

Eastside Cats said...

Good luck with that, King Spitty!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

My breeder is showing an Aby kitten who is half Russian (her mother came all the way over here from Russia to live with my breeder), and she is very nice!

The Island Cats said...

Nah, Spitty....stick with local ladycats.

Cathy Keisha said...

HAH! TW won’t let me collect my cruise to the Bahamas that they keep calling about either.

Megan said...

Your Human is a real spoilsport, isn't she?

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Ours emails are for Asian ladycats. Variety IS the spice of life!

A Tonl said...

ooooh la la dood. Your reputation has reached far and wide!

Photo Cache said...

We don't know what to say, LOL!

Emma and Buster

Catio Tales said...

Veikko and Seppo's breeder is Russian, and sphynxies are very popular over there so there could be plenty of nekkid action. There's also a Russian blue feline we think. Now we are actually pretty close to Russia, but we must admit, we are a little wary.

Katie Isabella said...

Um, well...you may want to re-think that King Spittola. They aren't good enough for YOU. You're royalty after all. XXOO

easyweimaraner said...

oh boy, I bet that is that Princess Anastasia what wrote that mail to you... imagine you could become the new tsar that way :o)

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

So unfair that she is censoring your mail.

pilch92 said...

I think you have enough ladies to deal with :)

Saku said...

We think you'd be quite the surprise Spitty for those ladies, MOL

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

Ooolala, we think those ladies wouldn't know what hit them if they saw you. They would be blinded by your handsomeness!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I don't know, Spitty.. those mail order ladycatfriends can get kind of expensive.. You'd have to fly them over first class. And you know they'll want all of your chicken babyfoods all for themselves! Next thing you know, your pink beddy is not yours any more and she'll hiss at you if you look at it crosswise!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

It might be even worse, Spitty. They might actally be HUMAN Ladies... Then you would have 2 of them ta deal with.

BTW, Izas tail is swishing FURIOUSLY and she is examining all her claws, so ya might wanna be VERY careful about this... ~ Marley

Ivan from WMD said...

Hey, how come *I* never get email like that?

Kitties Blue said...

Mauricio used to get these all the time as well as ones from Japanese women. Since he has a girlfriend he never answered any of them. We think you should probably watch out Spitty. They probably think you are rich, being a king and all. No way to know what these Russian babes have on their minds. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

CATachresis said...

Be careful Spitster, you know what happened to the last Tsar!!!!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I missed this because I was locked up when my people were on holiday. I never get emails from Russian ladycats, just emails offering me little blue pills!