The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Monday, March 28, 2016
Apparently
it is now my job to hold the curtains open for myself if I wish to have a bit of sun. Honestly, can the Human do nothing to help me around here? Must I do everything? Where's the Justice?
Aww, poor boy, you work SO hard! Know what's funny? When we had Star, and when there were curtains (do not get me started..) she LOVED to have a claw in them when she sat at the windows. Didn't matter if I pushed them aside and gave her total access, she had to have a claw in to be happy. That said, are you SURE you're not happy with the claws in there?? ;)
dood.....we called & de judge iz on de way rite now; make sure ya haz lotz oh ballpointz... coz yur list oh greevee antz iz gonna bee long & yur gonna hafta sign yur name bye em all ~~~ ♥♥♥
Now this is an all-time low, even for her. The question is what are you going to do about it Spitty? Pretty soon, those boys in black and orange will be back and in town and your servant will be glued to them and their heroics and then what? Are you going to open your own can of Fancy Feast?
I demand that TW open the blind for me right after I eat my breakfast at 5 am. If shes not fast enough, I get all the slats discombobulated so she can’t open it.
Definitely need to post the Universal Bill of Rights for All Cats in large print on a wall to remind the human of her duties. Then, if she doesn't comply, report her to N.U.C.A.T. Good luck, Spitty. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Oh Spitty, a kitty's work is NEVER done! And Mommys! Well, they just goes and does what ever they wants, when ever they wants to. Mes is ready to turns mine in!
21 comments:
Dat are just wrong.
I guess your human didn't get the memo about Respect Your Cat Day.
You have a Human?
Oh no....you have to WORK to get your sun puddle? Wrong...just wrong.
The Florida Furkids
Spitty...abandon ship! Mom said she'll spoil you rotten.
Aww, poor boy, you work SO hard!
Know what's funny? When we had Star, and when there were curtains (do not get me started..) she LOVED to have a claw in them when she sat at the windows. Didn't matter if I pushed them aside and gave her total access, she had to have a claw in to be happy. That said, are you SURE you're not happy with the claws in there?? ;)
dood.....we called & de judge iz on de way rite now; make sure ya haz lotz oh ballpointz... coz yur list oh greevee antz iz gonna bee long & yur gonna hafta sign yur name bye em all ~~~ ♥♥♥
Now this is an all-time low, even for her. The question is what are you going to do about it Spitty? Pretty soon, those boys in black and orange will be back and in town and your servant will be glued to them and their heroics and then what? Are you going to open your own can of Fancy Feast?
Emma and Buster
hahahaha...what Trout Town Tabbie's commented above!
Trade her in on a new model!!
It's just not good enough, Spitty.
The word Apparently, used by you, Spitty, speaks volumes!
Poor Spitty. She is on vacation- what does she have to do besides cater to your every whim.
Let's face it, Spitty--if it weren't for the thumbs/can thing, they'd be no use to us at all.
Humans are only worth it if they do something good for us.
If your human isn't going to help you, Spitty, you need to hire an assistant.
I demand that TW open the blind for me right after I eat my breakfast at 5 am. If shes not fast enough, I get all the slats discombobulated so she can’t open it.
Definitely need to post the Universal Bill of Rights for All Cats in large print on a wall to remind the human of her duties. Then, if she doesn't comply, report her to N.U.C.A.T. Good luck, Spitty. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Oh Spitty, a kitty's work is NEVER done!
And Mommys! Well, they just goes and does what ever they wants, when ever they wants to. Mes is ready to turns mine in!
Kisses
Nellie
Oh Dearest One, *I* would hold the curtains open fer YOU until my paws went numb! ~ IZA-Lambie
Well, at least you don't have to clean the windows to allow the sun to shine through. Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell us that job is coming....
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