Monday, January 30, 2017

                        Tuesday Talking Points

Hey, Spitty, I really don't think we should forgive 
the Human for locking us in the closet 
this afternoon. Honestly, it took her, like, 
forever to figure out where our pitiful meowing 
was coming from and let us out. She didn't really
even seem that sorry to me.  Phffft.
#noexcuses
Well, Spitty, I don't know. She has been 
careless lately, but she is, after all, getting 
more senile by the day, so maybe it's not really 
her fault. How old did she say she was? I didn't 
even know numbers went that high. Did you? 
And the food has been good, right? I say
we take our nap now and decide later.
#foodisgood

13 comments:

Megan said...

That the food is good should go without saying, Spitty - and is NOT a reason to overlook many shortcomings in the performance of your staff.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Your human locked you in the closet?! Oh, that was definitely not right. #noexcuses indeed.

Catio Tales said...

From what we hear, the closet is the safest place to be right now, Spitty. She will probably join you in there soon.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

I got locked in the bedroom for HOURS today. TBT didnt close the door, I did. I thumped it. Bad move. ~ AYLA

Katie Isabella said...

I have had that same indignity! She was sorry---even *I* will say that but...not good enough!

Photo Cache said...

Happy belated birthday to the human.

Emma and Buster

Marvelous Marv said...

Hmmm...yous could has gone and seen Speedy the Bunny, he uses closet technology for teleportation...Hey! Purrhaps THAT is how yous gotted to my castle!!!!
Kisses Sweet King
Your Nellie Bellie

Anonymous said...

It's awful when THE HELP is too old to HELP!

Hugs, Angel Sammy

The Swiss Cats said...

We're sorry you suffered such indignity, Spitty ! Purrs

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, we see that you are not totally asleep in either of those photos. Keeping an eye on Mom, we suspect. Getting locked in the closet sucks. Whenever that happens to us, we make as big a mess as possible by throwing things off shelves and pulling them off hangers so we can have a nice beddy! Hope you got some extra treats and love after you were liberated. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

pilch92 said...

My cats love to sneak into the closet and get locked in.

The Island Cats said...

You got locked in a closet?? Whoa. That would be a tough one to forgive unless she gave you twice as much dinner to make up for it. #foodisgood

Ivan from WMD said...

Another reason why you need a bro, Spitty. William always warned our bat when Olivia got trapped like a rat in a closet.