Monday, February 13, 2017

          Happy Valentine's Day!




PeeEss:

Yesterday afternoon, the Human thought it would be funny to put a red heart sticker on the top of my furry little heady and take a Valentine's Day picture for the blog. UT-OH!

Nope nope nope nope nope! I completely FREAKED OUT and went running and rubbing, and rubbing and running, to get this THING off my head. I was desperate to rid myself of this device of TORTURE. I cried and howled and hid and howled. 

I finally managed to remove it (no thanks to you-know-who) and gave it a really good BITEY. The Human stuck it on the computer screen before she took a picture so you could see the holes real good. 

That sticker was a Bad Hombre.


29 comments:

Megan said...

Thank you Spitty. I hope your Human gives you a big smooch!

Megan
Sydney, Australia

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Valentine's Day! It was great to see you at the Cat Scouts party Sunday night!!

The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Poor Spitty! Your human learned an important lesson yesterday, didn't she? Happy Sticker-Free Valentine's Day!

William's Kith & Kin said...

Ha ha ha ::snort::! (But really. What is it with humans and stickers?)

Just Ducky said...

Happy V Day Spitty.

Megan said...

PS. I've come back to check out other kitties' comments only to read your Pee Ess.

O. M. G.

I'm stunned. I'm speechless.
That the Human thought for one moment that what she did might have been considered acceptable behaviour is beyond believable. Your response was entirely appropriate - although I'm concerned to think that you were so shocked and stressed that you didn't follow through with some form of retribution. Now, a day later, I wonder whether you've been able to apply yourself to the issue of the best kind of feedback to give the Human. A bitey and a bit of blood seems too mild for this outrage. Please share your thoughts. My magic thumbs are at your disposal.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh, THANK you, Miss Megan. I am feeling quite shattered after the experience. Also, she left the little maimed heart sticker lying about today, taunting me with her insensitivity. I barely know what to do myself--scratching and biting, while my best things, pale in the face of this POUTRAGE. I was thinking maybe (shhhhh) poison --not a fatal dose, of course; I mean, who would feed me?-- but perhaps just enough to cause considerable discomfort? Or maybe peeing on her laptop? or phone? However, I am such a tidy gentleman that the prospect of using something NOT MY LITTERBOX is kind of anathema. It's quite the stumper.

Megan said...

I completely understand your squeamishness about toileting away from the litterbox. So ... how about dragging the phone to the litterbox and making some deposits on it there? I think that idea might be a winner, Spitty. The trouble with your other suggestion is that you'd end up having to tolerate a whingeing, whining Human who may be too poorly to provide even a basic level of service and, if vomiting is involved, might end up really stinking the place out. No - I think phone+litterbox is the way to go. Well done!

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Poor darling Spitty! The heart sticker incident will not be quickly forgotten! So your human better watch her step, hoards of indignant ladycats will attack her the second she steps outside to revenge their favorite Lothario!

Glitter and Cashmere say, in unison: Happy Valentines day Spitty!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Wow, Spitty, you really didn't want to wear your heart on your head, did you! I think the teeth marks do it justice.

Punapippuri said...

Hyvää ystävänpäivää, Spitty!

That heart was a grave insult: phone in the litter box is the best way to go seeing as you are so polite with your peeing.

Lone Star Cats said...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Mickey's Musings said...

Happy Valentine's Day !
You look much better posing with that pin than wearing a sticky heart.
WE would freak out too!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Katie Isabella said...

Happy Valentines day my hero!!!

The Swiss Cats said...

Poor Spitty ! Happy Valentine's Day without sticker ! Purrs

Brian said...

YIKES! Happy Valentine's Day Spitty!

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, you and Megan are gonna get yourselves into trouble! I see some of your furrs were unceremoniously pulled out by that wicked sticker...what a horrible experience you had! Love and hugs to you and your crazy mom!

Stacy Hurt said...

Oh Spitty.. Drama King that you are. The BEST valentine's and Love ALWAYS have teeth marks. And blood. Everything worth while always begins in blood.
Xoxo TW, Ollie, Miss Jack, Mistymeezertoo, #MissEsme, BRUCE!

Anonymous said...

You poor tortured soul! And to think that was a VALENTINES horror story and that's not supposed to happen. It's a day of LOVE and CARING and not pulling out hair with stickers! Well, I hope she's made it all up to you by now! HAPPY Valentine's Day!

Love, Angel Sammy

Caren Gittleman said...

Happy Valentine's Day to you and your human Spitty!! catchatwithcarenandcody

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...ewe noe; ewe could sue yur mom for strezz; lack oh cheeze; roodnezz ta royaltee anda host oh other stuffz.....mite bee a while bee for an a tern getz free tho.... what with everee one sue inn everee thing... but get yur name on de waitin list while ya can !!! happee heartz day oh loves two ewe ♥♥♥

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, our mom does that kind of stuff all the time. What is with humans? You look particularly handsome today, and Misty May is sending you Valentine kisses. She had a wonderful time at Cat Scouts and will be sending you a thank you note. Happy Valentine's Day. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

Photo Cache said...

Ease up on the human today Spitty, after all it's Valentine's Day.

Emma and Buster

Katie and The Katz said...

Spotty what a pout rage fur shure... Mean sticky thing. Valentine heart you should be glads that you am still in one piece... -Katie Kitty Too

Jean Dion said...

You showed that sticker who is the boss. Good for you! (And I hope you forgave your human. We bloggers do unusual things to our pets, it's true. But we do it out of love!)

Jean from Welcome to the Menagerie

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

It looks like you have heart shaped teeth marks. Happy Valentine's Day!

Cathy Keisha said...

OMC! You poor abused kitty! I go crazypants too when something is on my furs or around my neck! Happy Valentine's Day!

Nellie Kowalik said...

Spittý! DARLING! You poor cat! Mes thinks a bit on your human should have been on order. Mes sends yous much loves and Valentines Kisses.
Yous is the bestest
Your Nellie Bellie

Sasha said...

sometimes humans are completely thoughtless. She probably thought it was funny. My human might try that sort of thing, so I know what you mean.