Sunday, July 21, 2019

The Human Says, "This is why we can't has nice things"

And I say, "Oh pish-tosh, old bat. It's just a chair."

12 comments:

Megan said...

Well phooey on her, Spitty. What she doesn't seem to understand is that you're only attacking it because it IS a nice chair. If it were a ratty old beige number with no visual impact stuck in the backroom where visitors wouldn't see it, you wouldn't waste your time with it. But, no - this is a stylish art piece that is probably front and centre in the loungeroom, so absolutely it needs to be attacked from time to time. NEEDS to be!

And it sounds as if she needs to be reminded (yet again!) of Rule #3: It is in your home? If yes, then BY DEFINITION, it is yours. In this case, it means that if you feel an urgent need to fling some claws around and perhaps even give that chair a bitey or three, well that's your prerogative. Once the chair has been well and truly beaten up, then you'll order a replacement. All seems pretty obvious to me. What is her problem?

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Cleo said...

Oh Spitty, "nice" means nothing to us. One's cat should mean more to humans than their possessions anyway. End of story. You are a playful one, aren't you?! I do that sometimes under the bathroom door when dad's... using the facilities.

William’s Kith & Kin said...

We were kind of wondering how long it would take you to conquer that thing. Our mom says the exact same thing to us and we *still* don't know what that has to do with us.

neora chana said...

Such strong whaps you have! The mamma says she just has older things so we don't stress about it. I must admit, a slightly enlightened view.

Brian said...

Dang, I thought ya done good Spitty!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....we gived ya a paws up over ther at de you tube place....N itz a good eye dea ta all wayz chex everee part oh a chair.....for hidden looze coin ~~~ keep scratchin coz 100 $$$$ mite pour out ~~~ ☺☺♥♥

Pam and Teddy said...

HAHAHAHA.....well, if SHE says you're the problem purrrhaps she should remember that SHE was teasing you and causing you to bat and flail your paws about on HER chair! People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones (or something like that).

Hugs, Teddy

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I agree with Teddy! She was wiggling her fingers back there and I bet you were trying to attack her, not the chair.

World of Animals, Inc said...

Spitty, you are right it's just a chair and you're having some fun. Thanks for sharing the video. Have a wonderful rest of your week.
World of Animals

pilch92 said...

That is a nice chair Spitty. Be gentle :) XO

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

For some reason, my human does not like when I do this to hotel chairs.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Remember that the nip goes down when the ratio of nice things clawed goes up and vice versa