Tuesday, November 2, 2021

He Licked My Precious Furs
And I Will Never Be the Same

We were enjoying a companionable post-breakfast lie-about 
when I fell asleep on the bed. In the depths of my slumbers, I heard an unmistakable slurping. 
I thought, "Oh good! Stinky Boy is taking a baff!"
Oh Kitties, I have never been so completely wrong in my life!


And here is the fresh evidence. I lodged a complaint with the local magistrate (okay, just the Human) who took an official photograph of the still-damp incriminating evidence. Believe me, Kitties, that wet spot did not come from this sugar-and-spice girlcat. Surely it will dry, right? 

19 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Gigi, it’s nice that some other cat wants to give you a bath so you don’t have to.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

He was just telling you he wants to be your special friend, Gigi.

Brian's Home Blog said...

It's pretty sweet he likes you enough to bath you up sweet Gigi~

pilch92 said...

Awww...him loves you. XO

Mickey's Musings said...

Guy kisses can be slurpy Gigi.
It means he likes you ;)
Purrs, Julie

Ivan from WMD said...

Eeek! Boy spit!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

You may need some spot cleaning there.

meowmeowmans said...

We're telling you, Gigi, he just wants to be your friend. :)

Megan said...

Oh yucko to the max: boy germs! I think you've got a strong case for having him charged with assault, Gigi.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

TurtleLover said...

awwww hopefully you will come to realize how special that is ... but for now ... boy cooties! yuck!

Pam and Teddy said...

Well I can understand your distress at being invaded by THAT BOY but know what? He couldn't resist your soft fur (or you accidentally had a spot of food there...just sayin'). You two SHOULD take care of each other - you will be together for a long time so might as well start somewhere......right????????

Hugs, Teddy

Kitties Blue said...

Gigi, we believe you have an admirer. We suggest you cultivate this, and in no time Buddy will willingly be doing anything you ask of him. Good luck! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet

Dad P said...

Stinky Boy you say! Not a good way to build a friendship Gigi. Buddy was just letting you know how much he cares. 80% of success is persistence Buddy. Hang in there!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

gigi....thiz izza good thing....but if buddy had con soomed... bass terd chckn
.....just like rite bee for yur spa treet mint..........well; letz just say that spot
willna smellz like: ewe de co loan

YOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
;) ♥♥

The Swiss Cats said...

He just wants to be your friend in a slurpy way, Gigi. Purrs

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

OMG đŸ˜± He left his yucky spit on your glorious furs!! Girlfriend you are gonna need some stain remover!!

Cathy Keisha said...

Gigi, I hope you didn't lick his spit up. Yuck!

Gidget Blue Sky said...

he luvz yoo!!!!

Catio Tales said...

There is a possible positive here: he might be up for cleaning your butt when necessary.

Oh sorry, I guess it will never be necessary as I expect you only poop sweet smelling roses. Buddy, you are a brave mancat.