I Feel Pretty

Oh, so pretty, 

I feel pretty and witty and bright! 

And I pity 

Any Cat who isn't me tonight.

Pardon Me

but these curtains haven't seen an iron 

in a long time, have they?

I Was Just Funnin' With You Last Week

I loves me my Fev-vers!

A Good Picture, Spoiled

Heh, heh.  You may wonder why the Human was so eager to post this rather pedestrian, poorly lit, boring picture, with the table full of messy papers and the chair covering all askew (that chair covering is another sore point, by the way, but that's a story for another time). So here's the picture:

The reason it is blog-worthy (in her opinion, not mine) is that in all the many years I have been in captivity here lived here, she has never seen me sit on this little table. But guess what? While she hightailed it to get the Flashy Box, I moved! Ha ha ha ha ha!

The Look

that usually gets me whatever it is I want.

Morning Patrol with U-Turn

So, there I was on morning patrol, when--uh-oh!--

Human with Flashy Box, 

causing me to reverse course and enjoy my view 

into the neighbors' backyard for awhile.

My Dream House

Kitties! Have you ever seen such a beauteous home? This Dream House is near the Human's school in the Noe Valley neighborhood of San Francisco. I would be okay with even a mural in the hallway, though really I'd like her to paint the whole building like these right-thinking people did.

P.S. May and early June are the Human's most horrible work time and she is "so busy" that she is not helping me visit as much as I would like. It's just another outrage is what it is, but what recourse do I have? Sigh.