I Am Just Purrfect the Way I Am!

The Human thought this was a pretty fancy picture of me, and I kind of thought so too, but then she went and 'shopped out the little eye spot that I think makes me interesting. 
Really, how dare she? I suppose next thing we know, fashion magazines will be 'shopping out all kinds of stoopy Human flaws!
Wait...what? Oh, well, then. See?

    P.S.  The Real Deal

Deep Thoughts with Spitty the Kitty

If we learned to open cans by ourselves, would the Humans still be of any use to us? 

They might be, if we needed them to do the dishes and stuff.

Looky, Looky! I Gotted a Present!

A Happy Surprise!

OMC! Imagine my delight to receive such an unexpected wonder from Finland(N)--just for me!! Well, okay, I guess the Human can read it too. Maybe she'll learn something? Ya think? Like good students, we will write a book report when we have read it!

The Gracious King Punapippuri and his Äiti have outdone themselves. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs and Thanks to my favorite Finnish furiends!

I'm Glad to Have You Home More and All

But I don't want to play Samson & Delilah,

unless *I* can be Delilah.*

*Pls. note my earsies have been ruthlessly excised.

Stoopy Human Tricks

Can you believe how crazy the Stoopy Humans are? Yeah, well, me neither, Pal. 

A friend of the Human's, not as old as the Human, but still old enough to know better (you'd think), actually jumped off a ferry into San Francisco Bay this morning and swam the 1.5 miles from Alcatraz to the shore. 

Now, since neither she nor any of the other 900 Stoopy Humans with her were actually imprisoned on that island, you'd think they might've just taken the ferry back. But nooooooooooo -- they swam!

And look! There are some of them now, rounding the bend into the cove near Aquatic Park, teeth chattering, eyes burning, taking on seawater like the Titanic.

The Human's friend came in 4th for her age bracket and the Human thought she looked really Bad@ss in her wetsuit and all. Go figure.

Me, I think they've all lost their minds.

Yoo-Hoo?

Here I am! Lonely, abandoned, neglected, unpetted, unloved, unfed, uncomforted, brutally cut off from all my furiends. Well, okay, maybe not quite all of those things. But enough of them to be an outrage!
Graduation is tonight, and maybe I will be allowed to post tomorrow. I don't really trust her anymore, though.

Overcuddled

So the Human made good on her promise to stay home with me today, but now I am feeling overcuddled and need a little personal space and me-time. I'll play with her some more later. Lately, I have taken to (soft-paw) boxing. You may call me Spitty-Ray. I have a mean 1-2 combo and I never lose.