Kitties Who Play Hard to Get

lose out and have to brush themselves.

Spitty's Soothing Sunday Selfie

It is *too* a selfie. I was holding the stick with my back paws. Kinda.

One Tailio + One Ear + Three Paws =

It's a good thing the
Whole 
is equal to 
more than the 
Sum 
of its parts, eh?

Spitty's Mailbox, Part 2

Kitties, Remember this mail? Those Russian LadyCats I missed out on two weeks ago? Well, the Human's at it again!

This time I think it costed me $10,000! I was pre-approved, Kitties: Pre-ap-pro-ved! Do you even know what that means? 

Yeah, well, neither do I really. Still, what I *do* know is that my ten grand has gone the way of those Russian beauties, and that way does not lead here.

::outraged ears::

As You Can Plainly See

I am beside myself with irritation that the Human did not spend her exciting day off with ME, her favorite companion ever.

Oh noooooo! Instead she went tooling off to the movies so she could watch her Old Lady crush Tom Hanks in his new movie. And then, and THEN, as if that were not bad enough, she and her friend went out to lunch, just like I wasn't impawtant at all. 

You can tell how agitated and upset I was by the time she got home, can't you? 

Proof Positive

                  the Old Bat's going to hell for sure, now.

Would You Like Some Half & Half?

Help! Quick! Before some confused 

magician whips out his saw!

Shoot! Too late. Bum-mer, eh?