I am beside myself with irritation that the Human did not spend her exciting day off with ME, her favorite companion ever.
Oh noooooo! Instead she went tooling off to the movies so she could watch her Old Lady crush Tom Hanks in his new movie. And then, and THEN, as if that were not bad enough, she and her friend went out to lunch, just like I wasn't impawtant at all.
You can tell how agitated and upset I was by the time she got home, can't you?