I am beside myself with irritation that the Human did not spend her exciting day off with ME, her favorite companion ever.
Oh noooooo! Instead she went tooling off to the movies so she could watch her Old Lady crush Tom Hanks in his new movie. And then, and THEN, as if that were not bad enough, she and her friend went out to lunch, just like I wasn't impawtant at all.
You can tell how agitated and upset I was by the time she got home, can't you?
19 comments:
Gee, Spitty, it looks like you thoroughly wore yourself out with the agitation.
What a bad treatment you have been getting.
Emma and Buster
You do look quite agitated, Spitty. I really think it's time that your Human gets retrained. She has been falling way too short for far too long.
Of all the nerve! I hope you let her know about it when she did get home.
Poor Spitty, that wasn't very nice of her.
If you were any more agitated, Spitty, you'd be comatose. ;)
Agitated beyond agitation we think. Resigned to your abandonment. But the sun puddle surely helps?
What?! She had a whole day off and she didn't spend it with you, Spitty? The nerve!
I can almost see the steam coming out of your ears, Spitty. You are sure some crabby pusscat. I hope your human got the message loud and clear.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Yes Spitty, it's written all over your closed eyes!!!
Oh yeah, I can definitely tell!
So agitated that you have exhausted yourself.
What do you mean with old crush?? Isn't she now in love with you??? Isn't polygamy illegal in the US??
Spitty on one hand, Tom Hanks on the other...look right, look left...hmmm...I'm off to the movies! Sorry, Spitster...I'll give you a big handful of treats when I get back! Tom Hanks! ...thud...
oh boy! SOMEONE is in HUGE trouble!
xoxo
catchatwithcarenandcody
Aww Poor Spitty! Well, yeah, movies with Tom Hanks... But she could have come back after that! After all, a movie is a good nap length, but lunch afterwards cuts in to serious Spitty time!
Spitty, you are the most talented mancat because you are able to remain highly irritated with the humaneven while you are snoozing. She needs to seriously contemplate how she can make-up for her error in spending time with Tom Hanks & a freind when she should have been spending her time with you. You should make the feel as guilty as possible for this error in judgement & then milk this for all it is worth Spritty!
OMC! I can see you’re beside yourself with anger.
We cannot understand this slight as we can't imagine anything more fun than spending the day with you. Silly human. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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