Monday, November 30, 2015

Treachery, Part I: That Tart Butterscotch

Yes, yes, I will admit the obvious: He is a dreamy soft floof ball of orange sherbet and cream.
And yes, yes it was pretty gosh-darn adorable when he leapt right into his toy drawer and rooted through all the toys for just the perfect thing.
I'll even admit that the irresistibly plaintive expression that begged, "Play with me, please" was, well, irresistible.
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So, there she was, clicking away at that tarty little Casanova for days. Those clicks were rightfully *mine,* Kitties! What right does she have to spend clicks on some extracurricular orange gigolo like they meant nuffing?

18 comments:

Photo Cache said...

Oh come on Spitty, he is gawjus isn't he though? Nothing like you at all, but you know!

Emma and Buster

William’s Kith & Kin said...

OMC, Spitty, my mom did almost the same thing when she was away! There is an orange and white cat in her sister's neighborhood who spends a lot of time visiting her sister's house. Well, my mom admitted to me that she fawned all over this alien cat because she "needed a cat fix." At least she didn't have the gall to document it in photos, though.

Eastside Cats said...

Time for a poop or hairball upchuck on her favorite shoes, Spitty! That'll teach her...

Lone Star Cats said...

Us orangies are irresistible!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

He is a little irresistible!

Megan said...

Oh Spitty. I'm shocked, I really am. I know you've documented a lot of your Human's inadequacies, but this? This is a new low. I don't know what to say. To think that she can turn her affection without even a backward glance in your direction. And then, to rub salt into the wounds, boast about it with these pics. Shameful. I can't think of anything better than adopting the Eastside Cats' suggestion at this stage.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Cathy Keisha said...

Pant pant SWOON!! Oh, hey, sorry Spitty. I was away for awhile but I’m back now. I’ll be over to claim my blue pillow and, ahem drool over you and not some orange ball of handsome floof.

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

My mom-person say´s he is squeeeee gorgeous !
Me of course think you are way more handsome , Spitty !!

XOXO

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Shameful! We feel for you Spitty! (oh my gosh is that kitty gorgeous! The floof!) We hope she made it up to you poor dear Spitty! (Seriously, how handsome is that floofalicious kitty?) There better be some awesome treats in the near future for you! (Don't tell Spitty that we think that Butterscotch is just too sweet and we want to give him smooches and of course play with his hand picked toys with him!) Smooches to you Spitty the Handsome!

Sasha + Saku said...

MOL @ Andrea! We can't believe your mom bean could do this to you....but our mom bean says she gets. Shame, shame!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Katie Isabella said...

Oh my gosh! Butterscotch! Oh *palpitations---gasp---flutter* oh MY oh MY MY MY! Um, Oh, Spitty, I didn't see you there, Lad.

The Island Cats said...

Wait, you're complaining because she wasn't clicking that flashy box at you, Spitty? We would give anything if the mom would get that thing out of our faces.

Catio Tales said...

Yeah, but she came home to YOU still, didn't she ?

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Spitty, you know if she were home, you wouldn't want that camera anywhere near you!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

But Spitty, he is orange and white, and you should know by now that we orange and white boys are irresistible (and modest too!)

Katie Isabella said...

But Spitty...I didn't write that! Somekitty else did. Maybe a MEEZER!!

pilch92 said...

He is adorable, but she should be punished anyway.

CATachresis said...

Spitty! Have you been at the tie dye again?