The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Sometimes as one side grows all toasty warm, I linger too long in slumberland and forget that I should be baking evenly. The Human has warned me of the dangers of Spontaneous Combustion, but I don't really think that could happen, do you, Kitties?
Ha ha ha ha! My mom has been known to worry about spontaneous combustion! But I don't think it will happen to you, Spitty.
And by the way. I got all drooly expecting a post about KFC.
I hope Spontaneous Combustion doesn't happen Spitty, as that would not be at all nice.
With a fried of sides no doubt!
I don't see it as crispy so much as a slow bake - as you say. But is your Human going to put a fork in you to determine whether or not your 'done'? Aaaargh!
Probably not, but on a different note, we Colehaus Cats girls are swooning over your luscious furs!
Can you believe my human shoos me away from the heater? She says it dries out my fur and makes it less fluffy and more staticky.
The mom says I'm gonna burn up one day but so far it hasn't happened, Spitty. I think the humans make this stuff up. ~Ernie
Nope we think there's little chance of that: spontaneous does not spring to mind from those photos.
Mebbe yer Woman could attach ya to some kind of rotary thing...
We don't know, but we think it's better to disagree with something a human says. You never know what they're up to, do you?
that happens only to humans... specially dad's who sleep on a sun bed :o)
You are looking deliciously baked to perfection! I think your Human is teasing you. Not to worry.
Nope, cats just absorb the wams, especially beautiful black cat like you, Spitty!
Hmmm...well with your black panfur furs there is a risk of turning rusty brown
All I can see, Spitty, is a kitty who's floof is overspilling his scratch box!!!
HAH! I mean, of course not. Love that little paw hanging out.
dood......we R knot even sure what spon tanee uz........ iz........ sew we will go with......uh noe ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥ N de last time we saw any kinda combustionz..... waz this past summer........ when sum one tozzed mor fuel onta de grill .....that all reddy had flames at 3 feet over grill height..............
Oh My COD!!!!
When mes first readed this on the Nook, mes thought it said EXTRA CREEPY!!!
Getting crispy would be extra Creepy!
Sending you lots of good vibrations
Your Nellie Bellie (@ Mommy's Blog)
Goodness! You are not allowed to fry up the Spitty! Turn at regular intervals! Do you need a Spitty spit to turn on? MOL Rotisserie style!
We're sure you wouldn't spontaneously combust, Spitty. Well, pretty sure.
Poor Spitty, she could have washed her clothes before coming home to you.
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