Baby, can you dig it?
This is a disgrace, is it not? Yellow and brown and dry.
Not even worthy of the name "grass" anymore, is it?
This is another disgrace. Green and fresh and tasty.
The disgrace here is that it is currently residing above the kitchen sink,
inaccessible to Yours Truly.
"Maybe it will be ready for you to-¯mor-row¯," said the Human.