Thanks to all my furiends who suggested I could just Selfie-Brush. Turn out I can, kind of. Works adequately for chin and cheeks, but it just feels sad and desperate. There's a Human here whose job it is perform these tasks, and it's not like she's grading essays or doing anything very useful.
We *did* finish our Secret Santa shopping (Is it for you, Kitties?), but we have stalled out in the wrapping and mailing departments. It's looking good for this weekend though!