Late-Breaking Sunday Selfie: Playtime Is Preytime!

Thirty seconds of tedium followed by 10 seconds 

of mayhem! We tried all day (really) to shave some

time off the beginning, but YouTube wasn't having

any of that.

You Talkin' to Me?

The Human's Visit to the Kit Tea Cafe: Oh, the Betrayal!

This nice lady in the beige fell in love with a sweet orange kitty,

who loved her right back. It seems other ornj kitties felt the same.

This is Uncle Ron who is a bit of a Feline Dandy. He likes clothes, 

he likes looking out the window, and worst of all, 

he likes my Human.

Oh, but Kitties, it was seeing the photographic evidence 

of this handsome boy that brought me low. 

Just LOOK at him, Kitties! Can you spell "Doppelganger"?

A Study of the Functionality of the White Chair

To what better purpose can this chair be put, I ask you?

So she thinks I have "damaged" her nice chair. I say 
since it can still be used for all the normal purposes 
of a chair, it is not "damaged" at all.  Q.E.D.

Shhhhh: The Humans Are Making Art

So the Human and a friend went to the Museum of Modern Art this afternoon. It was partly wonderful and partly, well, maybe "around the bend" is a good phrase.

In one gallery a sort of street scene had been arranged (see below), complete with body-on-the-sidewalk. A well-meaning museum patron apparently didn't get the message though, and inquired repeatedly whether he was all right. He moved not a muscle, but the gallery attendant approached her, and in a portentous whisper explained, "Don't speak to him. He's performing."

Oh. Well, then, pass the popcorn. 

Ghost Kitty Disdains Your Overtures

So I am glad you enjoyed your nice day trip down the coast

yesterday, a beautiful warm afternoon, the ocean glinting 

in the sunlight, live music on the restaurant patio, a leisurely

drive home--sheer bliss. Glad you enjoyed yourselves.

But nuffing brought home for the Kitty? Un-for-giv-a-ble.

Sunday Selfie: Sun Salutation

Oh, hi there Human. Nice of you to drop by and chat. I see you have
the grabby hands today, but it's nice and warm here & I don't need you.

So I'm afraid I am going to have to decline your offer of affections.
It's a big ole NOPE today. Go find your own window.