Thursday, July 20, 2017

                    The Human's Visit to the Kit Tea Cafe:
                                     Oh, the Betrayal!

This nice lady in the beige fell in love with a sweet orange kitty,
who loved her right back. It seems other ornj kitties felt the same.
This is Uncle Ron who is a bit of a Feline Dandy. He likes clothes, 
he likes looking out the window, and worst of all
he likes my Human.
Oh, but Kitties, it was seeing the photographic evidence 
of this handsome boy that brought me low. 
Just LOOK at him, Kitties! Can you spell "Doppelganger"?

17 comments:

William's Kith & Kin said...

He was obviously just a temporary stand-in for you, Spitty.

Although why she doesn't just stay home with the Real Thing is a mystery to us.

Megan said...

I am gobsmacked, Spitty. I can barely believe it. Why on earth would your Human even think about visiting such a place - unless, of course, she's been able to read the writing on the wall, knows that her current employment is precarious and is scouting out alternative placements in case you make the decision to 'let her go'. I could fully understand why you might feel that you've been left with no choice other than to take this step, but nevertheless, it will be a sad day if/when it comes. She's not a bad sort - untidy, sloppy, inconsistent and certainly not fully equipped to be the carer of a king, but her dopey-ness is kinda endearing in a funny way and she does grow on you over time. What's more, you've invested so much effort in trying to train her. Still a king's gotta do what a king's gotta do. Break it to her gently, won't you?

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

OMC, doppelganger is right! My human wants to go to Kit Tea! Do they have a gift shop there, BTW? My human is looking for more places to pitch to sell copies of Rescued.

Catio Tales said...

Doomed. You're doomed!

Actually he has an ear tip mark so maybe not quite a doppelgÄnger.

Lone Star Cats said...

Caught cheating on you!

Anonymous said...

Uhoh.....competition.....well, Spitty we all know you can stand up to anything these cute little cat cafes can hand out so fear not - I am sure you have nothing to worry about even if your human comes home with the scent of others upon her! As for those ginger kitties - what can I say - we've got "IT" and we draws humans to us like moths to the flame!

Hugs, Teddy

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It's bad enough her betraying you, but to bring back photographic evidence! I must admit that those ginger kitties are very handsome though. The black one also, but of course not as handsome as you.

Nellie Kowalik said...

Spitty, the swain in the Hawaiian shirt has stolen my heart!
HOWEVER, the black kitty, you are MUCH handsomer!
Love Barb

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

well, it was either that or wake you up from a nap to snuggle you

Caren Gittleman said...

OMC that Hawaiian shirt (and the cat in it!) are to die for! catchatwithcarenandcody

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, Spitty! Do not worry! She was pining so hard for you, that she fell upon any kitty around just to keep her heart from breaking. But just think about having a cat friend to live with...wouldn't that be cool? After you give him/her a thorough vetting first, of course!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh SPITTY! I have to say my mom said she would give anything to have been there too.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood.....yur mom haz sum kinda nerve......leest her coulda done waz post thiz in private sew ya dinna hafta see all theeze total kewl mega awesum catz ( foods servizz gurlz werdz ~~~~ } ♥♥♥

Colehaus Cats said...

Only if Doppelganger has a S, T, and a couple of P's in it! We wonder how many times your name was mentioned that day...

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

They are cute, but no worries, none as handsome as you Spitty.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We orange cats just have that natural appeal... ~ MARLEY

Kitties Blue said...

Oh my, Spitty. That imposter does look just like you. How dare her! Our mom wants to go to one of these cafes if she ever visits a town that has one. We pray that NEVER happens. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy