"We got a new chaaaaaaair, Spitty, a new chaaaaaaair.
It's so nice and collllllllorful, too, but you have some fleas again and we just started
the Advantage, so I'm going to put this nice white dishtowel
on the new chaaaaaaair so we can see if there are any fleas,
since it's a new chaaaaaaair and all.
Oh, and nooooooo, you can't dig your claws into the back of it
or I will be really annoyed and I will pile a bunch of junk
on the new chaaaaaaair so that you won't be able
to sit on it at all, and you won't like thaaaaaaat, will you?"