Heavy Petting

So, why was it that the nuns used to say this was a sin?

(Oh, can you see my sweet little whiskers all cattywampus in that second picture?)

Sack'o'Spitty

Feliz Cinco de Mayo a todos mis amigos, la gente y los gatos! Estoy durmiendo ahorita, pero luego voy a la fiesta de KC! También, hoy soy un triángulo. ¿Les gusta?

Heat at Last, Heat at Last

Fank Cod Almighty, heat at last!
Yes, Kitties, it certainly *is* May, but it was in the freaking 40s last night before it occurred to the Human that I do not have as much, ahem, "padding" as she has. Finally, finally! She turned the radiator on and I was SO there.

(Not-Quite) Thilent Thurthday

This is what comes of using a flash in the sun. Verreh interethting.

To the Rescue!

I was relaxing in my Tower last night, gazing idly out upon my Kingdom,

contemplating my post-prandial plans: My 'Vine pillow? A nap? Both?

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a sign appeared from the Southland:

Yes, CatMan aka mild-mannered King Spitty was being urgently summoned!

Without wasting a single moment, I sprang into action and fired up my Transporter:

I was on my way!

After a perilous night's journey, I emerged here:

Using my Ninja skills, I crept inside, knowing my Tunnel would safely protect our getaway vehicles.

I found my Ladycats in Distress Hissssssing Mad in their individual cells.

                   It was a piece of cake for Nellie to slip through the laughably ineffective bars,

but Sassy got stuck, so Nellie slipped into her cell and pushed while I pulled from the front.

It wasn't pretty, but in a flash Sassy was free, the Sheriff was bleeding from dozens of slash wounds and we was outta there!

Fortunately, I had packed three of my Buddy's Best Bikes,

so soon I and the Felonious Felines

were zipping down the Hollywood Freeway to the Beverly Hills Hotel!

When I left The Girls, they were sunning themselves by the pool back at their Hotel, 

completely unrepentant!

They begged for Niptinis, but The King nixed that idea,

as they'd proven themselves untrustworthy even when sober.

Who knows, though.

I'm guessing between the two of them, they won't have much problem finding a ManCat

to buy them a drinkie or six.

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CatMan would've stuck around to chaperone the two miscreants,

but he received an emergency call from Japan:

Seems that Some Kitty needed urgent assistance getting unstuck from his favorite box!

It's Mayday

. . . and I find myself nostalgic for that grand parade in Red Square with the tanks and the missiles and the BigWigs atop Lenin's tomb waving to the crowds! Spring is in the air!
Could a ManCat like myself pull off wearing a babushka, do you think?

Oh my Cod! Oh my Cod! Just looky at this! 
It's Purrfect!!
Now, THIS is what I need.
It's soooo much better than a babushka!
Oh, Huuuuuuuumaaaaaannnn?
We need to go shopping!
Thanks, Katnip Lounge!

Our Bouncing Baby gif

If the Human had not been so lazy (surprise!), she could have redone it again to set the speed a leetle faster or, even, better, she could have taken some bright shiny NEW pictures to use--imagine that!

But no, she was "not really feeling up to it," so we had to use old pictures that were not quite suitable.

Still, it's impossible not to appreciate viewing His Majesty at whatever speed and quality, 

so get out the popcorn, sit back, and enjoy yourselves!

Hey! Thanks, Glogirly for the eggs-cellent instructions!