Some Like It Hot . . . NOT

Wily, Warmish Wednesday

The Human just thinks she's sooooooo smart, covering the comfy chairs to prevent my furs and claws from redecorating her boring furniture. Well, I confess it was a fair amount of work to loosen her tightly-tucked-in comforter, but I wormed my way inside, dammit! Try to keep me out, will you Woman? Phfft! It is to laugh!

It was kinda stoopy of me, really, since it was 86° today. But it's the principle of the thing: The Kitty Goes Anywhere He Wants.

Monday Musings

Yo! Where are those beauteous GirlCats  

to wave the fev-vers to keep King Spitty cool?

Oh, and by the way, in my newly-friendly persona, I often hang out near the warm laptop when the Human's using it. Oh, did I say "near"? I meant "on." Sometimes, my highly-desirable presence results in some negligible inconvenience to the Human. Like the other day, when suddenly the touch pad became non-functional. "Phffft. So what?" said I. I guess I could've told her that F3 button was right before her clueless eyes, but, honestly, if she's that stoopy, she'll just have to figure it out for herself. I mean, it's not like there's a freaking diagram or anything, right?

Spring Break: The Final Report Card

Spring Break
Days 7 - 10

Noms:        B+
Brushies:   A-
Petting:      B+
Playtime:   B
Overall grade:  B+

Comments:
The Noms have improved significantly, though her ability to predict my preference on a particular day is woefully lacking. The Brushies have been fantastic, sometimes 15-20 minutes at a time, twice a day even. If only this could become a regular occurrence, what a Happy King I would be! Pettings have been fine, better than average, but nothing really special. Playtime was pretty good Friday and Caturday, perhaps an attempt to atone for the poor performance on Days 5 & 6. There was wand toy time, box time, fev-ver time, and even hand-to-paw batting time. If the sessions had been more frequent and/or of longer duration, her grade could have been even higher. She returns to work tomorrow, and I expect service to suffer. Perhaps I needs me a bell . . .

Easy Sunday Baff Time

              Hey! rub-a-dub, three cats in a tub,
              And who do you think they were?
              The Spitster, the Baby and Ms. Stella, maybe,
              And all of them grooming their furs.

              Oh, so you don't see those beauteous LadyCats? Well, a boy can dream, can't he? 

              Besides, I think they're on their way right now!

What Is Wrong with My Picture?

Can you spot the problem in this otherwise-dull-and-ordinary photo of Yours Truly?

P.S. I have decided to save the Human's final report card till Day 10.

P.P.S.  The Human has had the nerve to be gone the past few evenings and we are waaaaaaaaay behind on visiting. We hope to start remedying that tonight. (Otherwise, she won't even want to see Sunday's grades.)

Green Mousie Corpse, In Situ, with Witness

And whatever has happened here? 

Gray Mousie might have a story to tell, but he ain't sayin' a word. 

Carlo "Spitty" Gambino don't never take the fall for a hit 

when there's a Button Man to do the time. 

And he don't never leave a witness.