Wednesday, January 9, 2013

BoxBoy

Here I am staring thoughtfully into space, chillaxing* in my Box on my SBB, pondering the deepest secrets of the Universe.

Why did Starz cancel Boss, which The Human loved?
Why is it so cold in here?
Where is Pinkie?
Why doesn't Donald Trump switch barbers?
What the heck is wrong with Brent Musburger?
Aren't BoxBoys supposed to be paid?

* And I *do* mean chillaxing--the Human failed to turn the radiator on before she left this morning. Good thing I'm wearing my furs.

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  1. Mom wants to know why Leverage was cancelled....can you add that to your list?


    The Florida Furkids

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  2. I would seriously be mad if my human left off the heater and took off for the day! That means me, Binga and Boodie would have to curl up together for warmth - and you can imagine how that would probably turn out!

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  3. NO HEAT?! I would decamp for the south

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  4. Spitty,,,you need to do less thinking and more napping!!

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  5. Stay warm and yes our feetsball team will be invading this weekend. After Caturday night, we will see whose team is on top.

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  6. Why is it so cold in here?
    You Just need lots of hug, Sir ; )
    Here you go !
    Hugs from Me and Mom

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  7. Spitty, if yous is cold, me is NOT coming over today.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  8. I think a better question would be why doesn't someone cancel Donald Trump?

    But where *is* Pinkie? This is most perplexing.

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  9. Augh! Our human won't turn up the heat! She looked at the thermostat Monday morning and it was 59 degrees, so she turned it up to 60! She just puts on a sweater & expects us to snuggle. What the h*ll?

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  10. It's cold here, too, Spitty. What the heck is up with that?

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  11. Isn't there a stage before hypothermia becomes fatal when hallucinations and very weird thoughts begin ? You need to be careful, King Spitty. This enforced practice for your winter trip to the ice swamp of Kiimamaa needs better training. And your Human cannot be allowed to deprive you of the old infrared radiation again. Some of those thoughts are totally beyond us.

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  12. Your Human ought to be FLAILED for dereliction of heat duty! WHY do you not have a HEATED blanky? You should come over and snuggle with me in my hottie box.

    Oh, and Spitster? My bottom is always filthy...

    xx FDW

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  13. I like that shallow box of yours. I think I'll ask for one when we move.

    The lady had forgotten all about Boss. I think she hasn't hard STARZ in a while, but she remembers watching that show..um, early last year? She thought it was good, and Kelsey Grammer(sp)
    was great in it.

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  14. No radiator? Well, sounds like The Human has got one coming to her!

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  15. And here we didn't think you liked boxes! I guess when you're cold enough, boxes help hold heat! I hope you gave her the back of disrespect for freezing you! Make sure you get extra treats before you make up with her ok.

    Star says: There is more than enough room for you on the cat tree at my house, so yes, come snuggle! Sounds like you'll need some warming up anyway! XOXOXO

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  16. Hey Mr. Box Boy, If you install a pole in that box I just *might* find a dollar or two to tuck into...

    Well, A girl can dream can't she?

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  17. Having the COLDS is no fair.

    But most importantly, why DOESN'T Donald Trump get a new barber??

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  18. Thats a BOX? Well, its the softest one WE ever saw.

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  19. Why don't you hop into your tunnel and zip right on over? Our *radiator* is on at full blast! MOL.

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  20. YOu know Spitster, I fink a buzz cut for Donald would be ideal.

    We girls have ways to make you warm....

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  21. What, she left the heating off...Pop over here Spitty, it's lovely and warm :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  22. Geez trying to freeze you out, the human deserves a whack for that, always nice to ponder too.

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  23. I really like question number four. hehehe.... purrs

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  24. You ask some important questions, Spitty.
    Glogirly just shrieked 'NO' about Boss.
    Do you have a MIA Pinkie too? W2 stole mine.
    The Donald is not as smart as us cats.
    Have you ever seen a cat with a combover?
    Yes, you should be paid. Handsomely.

    ; ) Katie

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  25. Brent Musburger is living vicariously through quarterbacks and bemoaning his quickly advancing age and lost youth :)

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  26. Whoa! Spitster axs the hard questions. YOU should be a reporter not those cookie throwers on TV. Hope you have heat soon. I can lend you some body heat. Yes?

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  27. dood...well at leest ya got sum thoughts goin on...

    we like ta stare inta space N just bee sense less....

    N get that oooglee eye coz that freeks R mom out coz her thinks we iz seein ghosts N stuff

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  28. If your mommy can't remember to turn up the heat before she leaves, you need to remind her with a bitey that you need a heated bed!

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  29. Oh no she left you in the cold.. Sheesh thats bad.. Good job you have such lovely thick furs.. Hugs GJ xx

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  30. So the human is a cheapskate with the heat, hummm? Practice your shivvvering and pitiful look maybe she'll fall for it and crank it up.
    Musburger = horny old fart.

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  31. Spitty
    you are a very deep thinker!

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  32. Spitty! thought you were a Cat of Action! Wazzup wif you? just laying there, lacksidaisical - like. GET in your Furrari and drive to teh Trump Tower, give Teh Donald a proper head baff, and be done wif it. Get a move on before he hunts up another opossum for a toupee. Move! Move! MOVE!!!

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  33. Oh my goodness you look just like my Shaggy all snuggled up like that. We have the heat on a timer so as not leave the two cats & two dogs uncomfortable. We have learned that cats like get us humans back!
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
    ps
    I'm a human and I write about my two dogs and occasionally, Shaggy, the best cat.

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  34. ummmm...Spitty, maybe that was just the dream of some old dude...na'mean? about that Brent dude...Dad says I can't say what "he" just said...Mom did the 'edits'..purrrrr

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.