Thursday, August 22, 2013

Nommity ● Nom ● Nom

I was soooooo hungry this afternoon I didn't even pretend to turn my nose up at my early dinner. Usually I take a few sniffs and walk away, just on principle, you know, to make the Human feel like a failure, but today I dug right in. 

I wasn't thrilled she dragged out the Flashy Box, but it was not going to deter me from my favorite turkey dinner. Mmmmmmm. Delishus! She's being extra nice to me to make up for the fact that she's consumed with guilt over 'bandoning me efurry day now. I'm not letting her off the hook for some tasty noms, either. No sirree, Bob. It'll take more than that.

Now brushies? Well, brushies would be a good start.

P.S. Breaking News:  Head right over to Nellie's where you will be able to witness the Most Fantastic Royal Event since the birth of Little Prince You-Know-Who!

30 comments:

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Well, it's your favorite, so it's understandable! How will she know it's your fav if you don't do something different, right? Then when she gets in a good supply of it, then turn up your nose! hee hee!

Star says: Sounds about right to me. Hope you get the brushies too! If you need a little extra grooming afterward, well, I could be talked into licking your earsies... purrrr

brokenteepee said...

It looks like you eat like a King, Spitty

Catio Tales said...

What a neat little food platter you have, Spitty-o. But you are a king- why is it simply green plastic ? It should at least be polished silver. And maybe you should spill a few things....

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! Lookit you go at that grub! No gut rot for you. When was the last time she fed you?

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

No placemat? No amuse-bouche? What's up with that?

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Humans must work for approval - it makes them appreciate it so much more.

Unknown said...

Tee Hee! Me does that too! Is yous getting the condo all spiffed up for a visit from mes?
Kisses
Nellie

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We agree Spitster, you're placemat is way too neat. Time to make the woman EARN her living. Heh-heh.

rinrinflu said...

It's time to eat spitty! Have a great day

Fur Everywhere said...

We hope you got some nice brushies tonight!

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty! You look properly royal there nomming. I fee sure brushies were going to immediately follow. Remember..have tunnel, will travel (with brushie and pink comb) if your servunt doesn't immediatey respond! You wish to come over to see me dispatch yet another bag? I'm ready for you. It was placed out there for me yesterday before she 'bandoned ME to go to a birthday party for my human brother! They could have had it here, but Nooooooo. Just leave me, Mom!!! I showed her who was the boss when she got home though.L-A-T-E!!
XoXoXo

Fuzzy Tales said...

We think that not turning your nose up at early dinner might give your human a false impression. So we suggest you do something extra to make your human feel like a failure. Just to keep her in her place, after all. :-p

Ivan from WMD said...

It's hard to pretend not to be hungry when they control all the food and you have to wait and wait and wait for it. Really, we cats must do something about that.

(And no, I don't eat the weatherstripping, but I do bite and tear at it until it's shredded good!)

Pat Hatt said...

Can't go wrong with all that dinner, make her pay

CATachresis said...

Eat first, revenge later!! Good adage to live by I say!! ;)

Mariodacat said...

Gasp - guess I'd better get over to Nellies. It's good to see you are still punishing your human pal - we can NEVER let them get control!

katsrus said...

You have to surprise them every once in awhile.
Sue B

da tabbies o trout towne said...

TURKEE !!!!!

TURKEE ??????

dood....seer ee iz lee ?

TURKEE !!!

hay, hope ewe haza grate week oh end ; eat plentee oh SOLE :)

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Ah Spitty. If you lived here and pulled that trick on Mommy, you'll have to go hungry till the next meal. She's heartless.

Kitties Blue said...

We always have to rush for our bowls before some little stinker or another wolfs down their food and comes after that of one of the slower eaters. Hope you got some brushies, snuggles and treats. Headed over to Nellie's. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

I agree, you should be able to milk this guilt for all it's worth. You like milk, Spitty?

Purrs,
Nissy

Timmy Tomcat said...

Yes good Noms do make up for quite a bit
Now I am not a big on fur brushies but you sure are I see
Purrs furend

Anonymous said...

I do hope that you got those brushies you so richly deserved in addition to the turkey din-din. We checked out Nellie's latest rough landing but oooh la la did she ever land in a great spot with an entire BUCKET of nip!

Happy Friday
Kitty hugs, Sammy

meowmeowmans said...

Yes, indeed, Spitty. Turkey dinner and brushies are a good *start.* What else do you have planned for the weekend? :)

Saku said...

Good work Spitty, keep mom guessing, MOL!

We's never met Nellie before, but we's going there right now. Have a great weekend!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

A Tonk's Tail said...

Well dood, when they ABANDON you for DAYS on end, one begins to feel famished. This WORK thing of which they speak - HAH. Excuses, excuses.

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, we hope you licked that bowl clean!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty keep it up you need lots of brushies!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Spitty, its obvious you are an only cat. Cuz iffen there was another around, you would NEVER walk away from foods, MOL! It wouldnt BE there when ya came back... ;)

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

dinner and brushies are the least they can do...