Thursday, August 29, 2013

Help Wanted

A Viceroy is one who rules a country or province as the representative of his sovereign or king and who is empowered to act in the sovereign’s name. Fritzie is Viceroy of my Western Realm, which extends from 18th Avenue to the Great Highway that borders the Pacific Ocean.
See?
NB:  On this map you can see Fritzie's Realm (red), Punapippuri's Presidio (green), and My Castle (royal purple).

I am of course always willing to accept applications for Viceroy from Loyal Kitties everywhere who are dedicated to being my representative and acting responsibly in my name.

mean, who needs some good Viceroys more than me?


31 comments:

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

You know I'm here for you, ready to take control of the Atlantic Provinces, my lordship.

Purrs,
Nissy

Pat Hatt said...

You are spooky with the eyes. The cat controls all through rhyme, except a mime.

Sasha + Saku said...

Oh my cod, you has the most amazing lazer eyes, MOL!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Catio Tales said...

So, I am Prince of the Presidio right ? Why is this not marked on the map, Spitty-o ? And where exactly is your realm ? Huh?
And the reason you need Viceroys dotted around your kingdom is to keep the ladycats apart when your calendar gets a little too crowded for comfort......

brokenteepee said...

Dude, I'm sorry but the Farm cats are Kings of their own domains

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Why is your kitteh sling at the bottom of the chair legs?

Catio Tales said...

*Fluffs tail with pride* Oh yes, there is a part of the USA that is mine! And of course, by controlling one end of the Golden Gate Bridge, it is a very strategic point. We notice your Castle is well protected but we are surprised you have not claimed Golden Gate park as your own ......

We thank you for updating the map. You are most kind to your viceroys.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I still say Fritzie's shirking.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

And where does Lord High Emperor Rumblepurr fit into this? *innocent eyes*

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I see what you do when you have Viceroy's taking care of the business.. You shimmy your sling/hammock to the bottom of the chair legs! What, too much rustling around with ladycats in it? HEE HEE!

Star says: Spitty! The vine is great, come on in! I'll share with you, I'll even get my mom to get you a dry cloth, hee hee hee! Whoo! Oo, your slingy thingie... did I do that? oopsie! hee hee PurrrrRRRRrrrRRRrr

Katie Isabella said...

OH! Nissy! He is VERY ambitious. I am eager to see how this works out! I may have to consider such an understaking..a search for a Viceroy.. my own self. But Nissy-how ambitious.

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

MOL! We can't even act responsibly in our OWN name!!

(I mean, just look at Caroline. Who makes as much noise as a gander, in any event. Plus, face it, bud--she has her own rules.)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty you are well protected!

Brian said...

That is a grand idea Spitty, but I live with 6 Royal ones!

Anonymous said...

Well you have plenty of surrounding territories available for a whole CROP of viceroys to cover all possible avenues of attack. Hope some of your buds out there in sunny Cali step up and give you the coverage any good King deserves! If your territory extended to Virginia, I'd be all over that for you.

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

Katie Isabella said...

YOu know Prancer did phrase it so that you could infer exactly what you did infer...hm...

da tabbies o trout towne said...

hay hippe...we dinna noe ewe bee livin that close ta golden gate park....groovy cool :) ewe noe...ewe iz justa 10 min cabbie ride ta mom's over in haight ashbury.....rock on & haza grate week oh end ~~~~~

meowmeowmans said...

Moosey is the Mayor around here. Does that count, Spitty?

Hey, how's your human feeling?

Photo Cache said...

our mama is volunteering buster for the richmond district :) only because she loves to eat there.

emma and buster

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Looking at where the chair hammock has landed, we think you might be getting a little "prosperous", Spitty! MOL!

Katnip Lounge said...

Spitty, your throne...it...it...COLLAPSED!!!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

It is good that you are taking over the world. Lee and Phod

The Island Cats said...

We dunno, Spitty, those lasers of yours seem like they could take care of any threat!

Unknown said...

Thank COD me is the Queen of Hell!
Kisses
Nellie

Cathy Keisha said...

OK, I'll be over soon and I'll bring you a package of Viceroys in I can manage to liberate one off a store shelf. This royal business is getting out of hand.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Hmmm, we are re-thinking yer old offer of local royalty for each of us. As we see it, Ayla would be Princess of the Southern Maryland Realm (we are pretty sure there are no contenders fer that), Iza would be Goth Duchess of Charles County (within the Southern Maryland Realm), and Marley would be Prime Counsellor to both (a function he already serves superlatively).

Would you, as King, arrange the ceremonies if you approve?

Timmy Tomcat said...

We could take charge of the Eastern part of your empire Spitty! We surely do have cat cred out here in the wilds of Pa!
Timmy

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, it certainly appears that you still have a lot of territory to cover, and we bet you'll get lots of responses to your ad. Wished our humans still lived nearby you 'cause that means so would we. And then we could help out. What happened to that hammock? Looks like some kitty is getting too heavy for it. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Deb Barnes said...

Good luck with all of that viceroy stuff. We don't know much about your neck of the woods, but we would be more than happy to give you a recommendation if you think it will help!

Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang

The Indulged Furries said...

Can a girl be a viceroy? I could be the viceroy of my house, in your honor. But I'd need someone to patrol the yard because I'm shy and wouldn't be good at protecting anything. But I do rule the house pretty effectively.

GLOGIRLY said...

Waffles wants to know if he changes his name to Roy, will you consider him?
And if so, may I ship him to you?

~Katie