Sunday, May 3, 2015

2015 Purrfurmance Review

Kitties!  My Good Buddy Austin and I realized it has been more than four long years since our Humans have received what should be their annual PurrFurMance Review. Appalling!
The form above is an adaptation of one I filled out in 2011--its origins are definitely in the Blogosphere, but the identity of the actual creator has been lost in the mists of time. Nuffing would make me happier than to credit the Fine Kitty who originated this rating instrument. If it was you, or if you know who the author was, please email me or leave the info in the comments.*
We are declaring MAY, 2015, the Month of Marking! Please feel free to take, adapt and use this in any way you see fit, or email me and I can send you a Word doc version.

N.B.  Eureka! The Purrfurmance Review© above was created by the Kitties at Zoolatry many moons ago. We are very pleased to have located the source and thank our furiends with good memories for pointing us to the author!

32 comments:

  1. But how are dis purrformance review gonna make da typist any better??

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  2. Yes, it has been a VERRRRRY long time since PurrforMance Reviews were last done. I suspect some sort of conspiracy among the affiliate typists to sweep it all under the rugs.

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  3. Although I would not give my human the highest marks ever, I would give her a bit of credit for trying!

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  4. I think Simba is probably right - the affiliate typists have been thwarting the system to ensure that their reviews are not conducted annually. I believe that you should set the standard on this, Spitty. I look forward to reading the report from your review of your Human.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  5. Gee, the PurrFurMance Review.
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, we remember this!
    Might be fun to resurrect it again ;)
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  6. One of the earliest uses of a form like this.
    Maybe Eric knows where it came from ;)
    http://twodevoncats.blogspot.ca/2009/11/annual-purrformance-review.html
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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    1. Yes, thanks so much! That form is two years older than the one we had. I will ask them ;-) XOXOXO

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  7. So where are your ratings? TW doesn’t want to see hers. I used to know who first did it.

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    1. Oh, not to worry, my darling girl! We wanted to make the blank available today for all to take. We'll post again tomorrow with her grades--and believe me, she has a LOT of room for improvement. A L-O-T!!!

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  8. hmph. As the Recent Abandonment proves, our filling out of any forms whatsoever would be a complete (and utter) Waste of Time.

    Mommy is ROGUE.

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  9. We're pretty sure the Zoolatry human put this review together. We remember we rated the mom...probably gave her higher marks than she deserved.

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  10. Ooooh, lots of humans are shaking in their boots, we're sure!

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  11. Month of MARKING! Oh yes, yes, yes!

    Oh, not that sort. Darn. Yes please send a wordie document for us and we shall proceed. Don't be too harsh on your servant, Spitty. She means well.

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  12. The humans have been getting away with it for far too long and it is time to rate them again. The first one was a long time ago but I am sure it was started by the Zoolatry Human.

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  13. Good Monday Morning ~ ah yes! The infamous purrfurmance review, came from the hu-mom resources division of the Zoolatry household. Filed away and furgotten ... the kitties gave her such a hard time, she nevereverever brought it back again. Sigh! But how cool to see it here, and it should be revived. We have noted, with some dismay, that many humans have slacked off with regular postings on behalf of their thumbless-kitties and that is simply NOT RIGHT. We have noticed other "beins" that do not take time, on behalf of their kitties, to pawticipate in special events, also NOT RIGHT. They are not deserving of raises, treats or good reviews! NOT! Kitties ... rise up and revolt!
    Review your humans, and if need be, penalize them for their many mistakes. After all, these are YOUR blogs ...
    nuf said. Meow. Spitty, we shall send you whatever we can find in our "old" files ... we dare not now speak to our hu-mom lest she withhold treats ...

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  14. I have a feeling that we have started something that will come back and bite us!! BUT revolution does not occur without some collateral damage!. I am going to sneak this on my blog, Spitty, before TAT fully wakes up!! Onward comrades!! ;)

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  15. Yes, Onward!!! Well done Kitties, Here Here!!

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    1. I have a MAC. Not sure what I can use...

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  16. Oh my, some humans are not going to be pleased!

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  17. I just emailed you! My Mom is hopeless! Cody

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  18. Thank Ceiling Cat for the Month of Marking! Yippee! Now if we could just get our mom to stop yammering about the state of the pleather couch! Good job on revitalizing that purrformance report! We'd have to tip our tails to our human for doing a fine job of blogging, not so much on commenting. Who needs a pretty garden if it means we're not connecting with our friends? For the record, we don't even get to go out in the silly garden.

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  19. Spitty, the document is meowvolous, and we will definitely be using it. You and Austin are certainly doing a good job with NUCAT! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  20. Thanks for the reminder....we need to do this again!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  21. Okay this will hopefully scare the bejeesus out of our humans to perform up to snuff.

    Emma and Buster

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  22. The Dad has not had a remew in a month of weeks so it is high time we get on the cat tree and look down with our keen cat eyes to his every more on and in our behalf. Well done to remind us Spitty
    Timmy

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  23. My kitties may be contacting you. I made Lucy wear 2 cookies on her head to be Princess Leai today for Facebook. I don't know about this union stuff :)

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  24. Oh Goodie!
    Mes has not let Mommy see this post and wes going to does them all separately. Kozmo wants to rate Daddy (hes a Daddy's Boy), but mes thinks wes should just do Mommy. Wes trying to sort that one out!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  25. There would be no point in our doing it because my mom absolutely hates hates hates that font and is sent into orbit every time she sees it, and if that were to happen, WHO WOULD FEED US.

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    1. We has a nice word doc in soothing Calibri font . . . . just sayin'

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    2. That's so nice of you, Spitty. You know what, though? Recently she has been nothing but a great big fail on all fronts!

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