Tuesday, November 17, 2015

The Human Wants

to throw you away.
She says you're ugly, and wrinkled
and it's embarrassing to leave an old grocery bag 
on the floor all the time when people come in here.
I say, there's a simple solution to that:
Don't let them come in.

need my bag.

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  1. "The Human wants" you say.

    "Who cares?", I respond.

    Who cares what the Human wants? It's all about the cat. The cat's house, the cat's food, the cat's whims, the cat's preferences. Get with the program, Human!

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. Your comfort is much more important than my introders. Your human will have to deal with ME if she removes it.

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  3. We can't believe she's even thinking of throwing your bag away, Spitty. That's just wrong wrong wrong.

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  4. So very wrong indeed. Human embarrassment ? She should feel SHAME at even thinking these thoughts.

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  5. Your logic seems right on target, Spitty.

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  6. Sounds like you've got it all figured out for her, Spitty!

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  7. TBT keeps all inneresting bags here. We appreciate that.

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  8. I think you should be allowed to keep that bag forever!

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  9. The bag stays, da company can leave. Unless dey come bearin bacon.

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  10. Eh. Why would anybody thinking about throwing this bag away??

    Spitty, I know that we haven't always been on best terms, but could you share your experience of bashing that ginger guy in Finland (N)? He wants my Mom to shave me! Kajsa.

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  11. I saw that title and laughed! I knew that no matter what it was that the human wanted, it would not matter! Not to Spitty, King and ruler of everything! Keep your bag, it's your throne! :)

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  12. I understand that you love that bag. I have a bag too and I love it... it's from Mc Donalds and there was a burger inside once... and it still smells like that burger... think I'm bag-dicted somehow :o)

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  13. The human is a bit of an old wrinkled bag herself, so she can talk!!! MOL

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  14. She must not get rid of the bag. I say the embarrassment bit is her problem, and she needs to deal with that.

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  15. I agree with you Spitty, it is your home after all. Penny has 4 boxes in the kitchen that I trip on all the time, but I let her have them :)

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  16. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Spitty! You love it; she doesn't...I say put the bitey on if she tries to take it away!

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  17. Your bag looks very comfy and lived in.
    My bag was getting all chewed up and disintegrating so I told my mum she had to get me a new one if she wanted to ditch it. There is only one place my mum knows of to get paper carriers, so she had to buy my dad some cheapo underpants to get me a new one.

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  18. As well you should. Shame on her for her caprice! YOU live there 48/7 which means the house belongs to you and you can do what you will! While she is a mere guest and should really watch her p's and q's lest she find herself next to the dumpster without so much as a by your leave! Xoxo

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  20. dood......HELLO~~~~~~~~~ it is....YUR houz......yur mom shuld reel eyez.... her iz ther outta de good nezz oh yur heart...ya noe ♥♥♥

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  21. Oh I feel your pain..........the more worn out the bag is, the more comfy it is.......same with tissue paper - the more torn and ripped it is, the better it feels. Humans just don't GET that.....they couldn't fit their big tushies in a bag or lie on a piece of tissue if their LIVES depended on it!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  22. I read your comment and had to rush right over here to lick your warm furry head!

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  23. Spitty when CK is done washing your head...I have a beat up paper bag too, in the LIVING ROOM and mom would not DARE touch it! You may come ver and help me flatten it even more and when she tries to get it open, I'll let you have dibs on going in and knocking another hold in it! What say? Will that make up for my peccadilloes?

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  24. Sounds like wise words of wisdom to me pal. Now what's this about you horning in my my gal Katiebella? It's enough of a problem fighting off that Austin dude and all the mancats after her on Twitter, now I have to battle you too? Maybe we should all take a number, court her for 3 days, then the next number moves in. it might take us a few days to rest up anyway cuz that gal loves to pawty. I figure my number will be somewhere around 99 with all the dudes in the blog world and twitter after her.

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  25. Spitty, We have to agree with you. We say that if Mom Mary insists on allowing other humans to come into your space, that she can temporarily move that pawsome bag to the bedroom. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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