Wednesday, July 27, 2016

This Is My Story and I'm Sticking to It

As she was getting dressed to go to the movies one recent afternoon, the Human put on a pair of black shoes she likes and wears quite often. But they *really* hurt the toes on her right foot. She has a sort of semi-bent, hammertoe-ish dealio with the second toe on her right foot, but it usually never causes her a problem with shoes. The right shoe hurt so much she couldn't wear it. She was kind of upset about it, but was in a hurry, so she cursed at the shoe and cursed at her toes, put on another pair of shoes and left.

Many hours later she came home, and as she was getting undressed, she began to think again about that damned shoe. So she tried it on again, and again, it was super painful to walk in. She was really mad and unhappy, but this time when she removed it, she tilted it to look inside at the toe part. What should come rolling out but MY pink burlap mouse, waiting patiently exactly where he should be! I was napping so sweetly that she did not even whap me with the shoe! Ha ha ha!!! I **love** when stuff like this happens!


He crawled in there himself.

16 comments:

  1. I did that to mum last week too. Good job mousies!

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  2. Well, your Human has absolutely no basis for allocating any blame to you, Spitty. I'm struggling to even imagine why she would think to do so. In the first instance, it's entirely the mousie's fault, for snuggling in there my himself. (And perhaps he was overcome by the fumes and passed out???!) In the second instance, it's the Human's fault for being so silly as to not realise immediately that there was a foreign body in the shoe. And in the third instance, it's the Human's fault for buying you the pink mousie to begin with.

    So, that's one vote for mousie and two votes for the Human. And zero, ziltch votes for Spitty. So, how on earth could she even think of allocating some blame to you?

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  3. We cannot provide a better response than Megan's - it was indeed a self-inflicted wound for the Human.
    Well done Dude.

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  4. Why was she playing with YOUR toy anyway? That's really how it got there, isn't it?

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  5. Spitty, that's exactly what Chucky says...the woolies move around by themselves, like your pink mouse. Cat toys are creeping me out!

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  6. I completely LOVE this. This is absolutely the best I have seen in the art of revenge. xxxooo

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  7. Spitty Darling! Yous would never, ever does something like that...purrhaps mes slipped in and did it whilst your human was out! After all, mes is The Cat From Hell! Tee! Hee!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  8. Oh, you're such a caution Spitty!
    Angel Normie, Angel Mika, Sasha & Grady Lewis

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  9. It is very important to keep our toys safe from theft by intooders when we are not playing with them. A human shoe is the purrfect receptacle. Mom wore a pair of shoes out one night a couple of years ago. She was totally uncomfortable the whole evening. When she got home she looked inside and found an earring. We are all keeping quiet about how that happened. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  10. Silly human! Of course you would never do something like that.

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  11. You were just tossing him around and he hid in there. That's the story to stick to!

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  12. OMC! That's hysterical, Spitty! Good one!!

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  13. MOL! Well done, Spitty! And your story is totally believable. Yup, that's how it must have happened...

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