Many hours later she came home, and as she was getting undressed, she began to think again about that damned shoe. So she tried it on again, and again, it was super painful to walk in. She was really mad and unhappy, but this time when she removed it, she tilted it to look inside at the toe part. What should come rolling out but MY pink burlap mouse, waiting patiently exactly where he should be! I was napping so sweetly that she did not even whap me with the shoe! Ha ha ha!!! I **love** when stuff like this happens!
He crawled in there himself.
16 comments:
I did that to mum last week too. Good job mousies!
Well, your Human has absolutely no basis for allocating any blame to you, Spitty. I'm struggling to even imagine why she would think to do so. In the first instance, it's entirely the mousie's fault, for snuggling in there my himself. (And perhaps he was overcome by the fumes and passed out???!) In the second instance, it's the Human's fault for being so silly as to not realise immediately that there was a foreign body in the shoe. And in the third instance, it's the Human's fault for buying you the pink mousie to begin with.
So, that's one vote for mousie and two votes for the Human. And zero, ziltch votes for Spitty. So, how on earth could she even think of allocating some blame to you?
Megan
Sydney, Australia
MOL!
We cannot provide a better response than Megan's - it was indeed a self-inflicted wound for the Human.
Well done Dude.
MOL! Of course, Spitty!
Why was she playing with YOUR toy anyway? That's really how it got there, isn't it?
Spitty, that's exactly what Chucky says...the woolies move around by themselves, like your pink mouse. Cat toys are creeping me out!
I completely LOVE this. This is absolutely the best I have seen in the art of revenge. xxxooo
You are too funny Spitty :)
Spitty Darling! Yous would never, ever does something like that...purrhaps mes slipped in and did it whilst your human was out! After all, mes is The Cat From Hell! Tee! Hee!!
Kisses
Nellie
Oh, you're such a caution Spitty!
Angel Normie, Angel Mika, Sasha & Grady Lewis
It is very important to keep our toys safe from theft by intooders when we are not playing with them. A human shoe is the purrfect receptacle. Mom wore a pair of shoes out one night a couple of years ago. She was totally uncomfortable the whole evening. When she got home she looked inside and found an earring. We are all keeping quiet about how that happened. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Silly human! Of course you would never do something like that.
You were just tossing him around and he hid in there. That's the story to stick to!
OMC! That's hysterical, Spitty! Good one!!
MOL! Well done, Spitty! And your story is totally believable. Yup, that's how it must have happened...
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