Saturday, November 12, 2016

          I'm Ready for My Mani-Pedi Now

                 But if you wake me while you're doing it, 
                 I hope you have the blood bank on speed dial.


                    
                 Now you can do the other one. What? 
                 No? Well, I suppose you know best. Heh.

14 comments:

  1. Are you telling us that the Human trimmed and polished the claws on one front paw and not the other? O. M. G. How are you going to cope Spitty? That's outrageous. I don't understand why you let her off so easily. At the very least, I trust that you have a firm appointment to have the second paw attended to.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. Yep, no one has ever cut my claws either. Even the vet is afraid to do it.

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  3. It's best to get Binga while she's sleepy too!

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    1. Surely you can't imagine I actually ALLOW her to touch my paws at all? Much less actually bring a sharrp metallic instrument into proximity?

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    1. Too right, she wouldn't. She doesn't have the prettiest fingers in the world, but she likes how they work. And that they're attached to the rest of her hand.

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  5. I should think she would be chancing her arm, not just her fingers if she tried.
    My mum just remembered something from when she was a child. If she referred to someone as she and not by their name, her mother used to ask her, "Who's she, the cat's mother?" Well now she knows she was right all along.

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  6. Ha. One at a time seems like the best approach, Spitty.

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  7. You gave our mom a good laugh. She still cannot get up the courage to trim any of our claws. Super cute photos, Spitty. Hope you'll join us for our hop this week. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty, May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  8. All trimmed up and I bet there was no 911 call required right? RIGHT?

    Hugs, Sam

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  9. You are being so very gracious, Spitty!

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  10. Looks like a bed of roses..MOL :D Double Pawkiss :) <3

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