This is Cooper. He is round & firm & fully-packed. A very good boy.
This is LillyBelle. She has the most unusual furs
the Human has ever seen. With her furs unruffled, she looks black.
But if you administer some pets, you see the bright silver undercoat.
She's not as nice as Cooper, but that is not surprising
as she is a girlcat.
You see, Kitties? *This* is what I am expected to put up with
when she abandons me--not just the indignity
of being left on my own to starve, but the additional humiliation of her infidelities.
There was another kitty, but he's a story for another day.