Well! Yesterday a mysterious package arrived in our mailbox just for ME. And do you know what, Kitties? Well, do you? I bet you don't!
I will tell you though: It contained a light blue ball, another dark blue ball, a gold ball, an orange ball and a bright pink ball! All for me!
And do you know what the Human did? Well, she gave me ONE ball and then she squirreled the other four away because she says I will not appreciate all five at once and I will lose some.
Phfft to all that, say I. I mean, okay, I *might* lose one. Unlikely, but possible. But where does she get off thinking I won't appreciate them all??? She's ridiculous sometimes, right?
Miss Ellen enclosed a note that said in part, "I remember you liked these fuzzy balls. I made a bunch for you to play with. I call them 'spit balls.' " Ha ha ha meow!
I love her.
She's on vacation now, though, and so maybe she will capture a more, um, vigorous play session!
Thank you, Miss Ellen. You are just the BEST.