Thursday, July 19, 2018

I Am Floofy & Special, Just Like That Other Kitty
























*I* could drop my little heady into the Human's hand and curl up on her lap just like that Fritzie boy she keeps drooling over. But *I* have the dignity of a thousand generations of felines, marching proudly in formation since the Days of Bastet and I do not abase myself in front of the Humans. 

Much.

10 comments:

  1. I loves to snuggle up with my mum. I just gotta get my loves from her.

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  2. Spitty - you are not floofy and special just like that other kitty. You are in a league all by yourself, Your Highness. Never doubt that. The disdain you show your Human is perfectly appropriate in this context and requires no explanation or apology. She should be expressing her gratitude for the opportunity of working for you.
    I feel that Fritzie has possibly lowered his standards in his old age and has become willing to favour almost any bein with his affection. We won't criticise him for that.
    But do not lower your standards for one second. You are the King.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  3. Spitty, you have your standards, after all.

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  4. Nonetheless, we think you're missing out on stuff, Spitty.

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  5. Spitty, come on over...we'll talk.

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  6. Dearest Spitty, I think you are the specialist kitty I know and luxuriously floofy. I'd be delighted to spend three (or more) hours with you. I will be on our blog tomorrow for Caturday Art. I hope you will come visit me. XOXO Misty May 💋💞

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  7. You're always the best Spitty!

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  8. Spitty, you just have to remind her of why she chose YOU in the first place!

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  9. Spitty there is no doubt that she will see the error of her wanton ways and realize that while that OTHER kitty is in need of SOME attention, the loyal kitty at home should receive the hand, lap and arm in like fashion!!

    Hugs, Teddy

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