Sunday, July 29, 2018

Sunday Selfie: Deja Vu All Over Again

   So, the Human is away. She left me here, alone and starving, with no help at all on my selfie. I don't even know where the camera is--I think she took it with her. And really, in my weakened state, can I be expected to *search* for it?
Imagine this is a nice, fresh, new picture, while I meow plaintively for my next meal, whenever that might appear.

12 comments:

Megan said...

Oh no!

Unbelievably poor and disrespectful treatment from your Human, Spitty. This retirement of hers was meant to be the start of a whole new era, ushering in unprecedented heights of service, satisfying your every whim - yet here we are, less than a month later, and she's abandoned you to your own devices, leaving you to starve and denying you even the satisfaction of being able to photograph your slow decline and sharing it with your loyal subjects. I'm gobsmacked.

Megan,
Sydney, Australia

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Oh no! Your human is supposed to spend MORE time with you, not go galavanting all over without you.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh my word! This is terrible!!!! Call 911 or the American Humane Society....no, hang on, order in the food, some help, and a movie and chill out. Put it all on the staff card, MOL
Lovely preloved selfie, Spitty, charming and a real star!
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty...rescue is at hand...step into the tunnel. Step into the tunnel. But still, it is good to rail at the inadequacies of your Human...she will be made to reflect on her desertion.

World of Animals, Inc said...

Hey Spitty, we hope the human came home and gave some delicious dinner and extra treats just for you. You did the best you could with your selfie. Maybe next time you will be able to find the camera and we will be able to see your lovely face. Thanks for the share. Have a great day.
World of Animals

Eastside Cats said...

Megan's comment pretty much says it all, Spitty.

Kitties Blue said...

No noms and all alone. Misty May would be happy to keep you company and bring some treats with her. What do you think, Spitty? XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Brian said...

Well ya look darn good Spitty!

Colehaus Cats said...

Yikes! Someone, anyone! Get this ManCat something to eat, NOW!

Think that might do it?

Photo Cache said...

Need company? We'll be happy to cross the bridge and join you. We'll bring noms and nips okay?

Emma and Buster

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, y’know...now that your human is retired, she might be doing a lot of this kind of stuff. We hope you don’t starve.

Pam and Teddy said...

This is one of the worst cases of neglect I've heard about.....reportable in fact! You poor guy.

Hugs, Teddy