So, the Human is away. She left me here, alone and starving, with no help at all on my selfie. I don't even know where the camera is--I think she took it with her. And really, in my weakened state, can I be expected to *search* for it?Imagine this is a nice, fresh, new picture, while I meow plaintively for my next meal, whenever that might appear.
12 comments:
Oh no!
Unbelievably poor and disrespectful treatment from your Human, Spitty. This retirement of hers was meant to be the start of a whole new era, ushering in unprecedented heights of service, satisfying your every whim - yet here we are, less than a month later, and she's abandoned you to your own devices, leaving you to starve and denying you even the satisfaction of being able to photograph your slow decline and sharing it with your loyal subjects. I'm gobsmacked.
Megan,
Sydney, Australia
Oh no! Your human is supposed to spend MORE time with you, not go galavanting all over without you.
Oh my word! This is terrible!!!! Call 911 or the American Humane Society....no, hang on, order in the food, some help, and a movie and chill out. Put it all on the staff card, MOL
Lovely preloved selfie, Spitty, charming and a real star!
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin
Spitty...rescue is at hand...step into the tunnel. Step into the tunnel. But still, it is good to rail at the inadequacies of your Human...she will be made to reflect on her desertion.
Hey Spitty, we hope the human came home and gave some delicious dinner and extra treats just for you. You did the best you could with your selfie. Maybe next time you will be able to find the camera and we will be able to see your lovely face. Thanks for the share. Have a great day.
World of Animals
Megan's comment pretty much says it all, Spitty.
No noms and all alone. Misty May would be happy to keep you company and bring some treats with her. What do you think, Spitty? XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
Well ya look darn good Spitty!
Yikes! Someone, anyone! Get this ManCat something to eat, NOW!
Think that might do it?
Need company? We'll be happy to cross the bridge and join you. We'll bring noms and nips okay?
Emma and Buster
Spitty, y’know...now that your human is retired, she might be doing a lot of this kind of stuff. We hope you don’t starve.
This is one of the worst cases of neglect I've heard about.....reportable in fact! You poor guy.
Hugs, Teddy
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