Sunday, June 30, 2013

My Second Breakfast

I'm sorry I yakked up a giant hairball 
in the bedroom just now.  In two separate places.
On two different throw rugs. Score!
I had just finished my delicious breakfast, too,
so the piles were pretty spectacular. 
When you've finished cleaning all that up, 
I'd be very grateful for some more food.
I'm really kind of hungry NOW,
so could you hurry it up some?

41 comments:

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Yeah, that happens here, too. You throw up and then your stomach is empty. Hope you got another breakkie. Hope your tummy feels better, too.

Purrs,
Nissy

Cathy Keisha said...

Did it taste better going in or coming out? MOL! That gut rot I get sometimes would prolly taste better coming out.

Mariodacat said...

Good job Spitty on the horking, Hopefully the lady fed you real soon cuz a guy could starve to death after horking twice.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

That is a talent to get the 2 different rugs, good job! Lee and Phod

The Island Cats said...

Are you really sorry, Spitty??? ;)

Katnip Lounge said...

You mean you don't, um, RECYCLE your yak?

We call 'em Warm Dinners around here.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Two throw rugs? Excellent form! Too bad your Mommy didn't feel it was good enough for pics. MOL!

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Excellent work with the horking on two carpets :)

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

While my human was up I hacked up hairballs like you wouldn't believe! And her boyfriend had to clean them up. Ha-ha!

Catio Tales said...

Result!

Hairballs, rugs, guilt trip, more food!

The Florida Furkids said...

Horking on two different carpets gets extra points. Doing it on a full stomach is extra pawsome!!

The Florida Furkids

brokenteepee said...

Good job Spitty

Christine and FAZ said...

Go Spitty Go, good work.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

If I throw up after breakfast, I get NO replacement. :( Mommy just cleans up and keeps the bowl. Nothing till the next meal.

Katie Isabella said...

MY mommy won't feed me again either! She cleans it up and the bowl gets washed. I did a great job on the couch, the throw of white wooly material and...the carpet.

Brian said...

You sure started July off right Spitty!

Tamago said...

Wow Spitty, it must have been spectacular sight! The other day, Goro threw up the entire breakfast he just ate. I think he ate too fast. After that, he looked quite hungry....I hope you got the 2nd breakfast!

Anonymous said...

I have this ball problem sometimes too - but I decorate the house dirt-balls :o)

Angel Simba said...

We try to limit it to hairballs and when we much on the plants on the deck. But it is definitely necessary to aim for the best rug available.

Pat Hatt said...

haha have to hit the mats, bothers the humans so much more

Anonymous said...

MOL!! Exactly how I like to do it Spitty! And now foster brofur Leo is learning too...he is now routinely yakking up huge hair balls every day...right on the carpet...then they give him more food...purrfect...too bad he won't eat the yucky hair ball medicine...heh...heh...paw pats, Savannah

Mollie said...

Whooohooo way to go Spitty, respect Man..and two :) MOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

that's one way to get more food :)

Unknown said...

Two throw rugs! SCORE!!!
That is better than slippers!
Kisses
Nellie

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Spitty, that is totally a Russell move. And believe me, more food is NOT what he gets after that!

katsrus said...

That is sure no fun Spitty.
Sue B

Unknown said...

Spitty, Spitty, Spitty. More food, seriously?

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
the other morning, Boo did the same thing. She ate ALL of her breakfast and *bleech* threw it ALL up on the hard wood floor. Mom was not impressed. But we all snickered at her. Boo had to wait until dinner though for more nommy food. (but we do have two cups of dried food out for all 5 of us)

Thank you for stopping by and sending me birthday wishes. I am so grateful for all of my friends and for helping to make this one day such a special day.

meowmeowmans said...

Nice, Spitty! You got TWO throw rugs? Then you should get TWO new brekkies! :)

Unknown said...

BOL what a great idea to get more food!! I think i'll try it some time!!!
Love Milo :)

Ann Boyajian said...

Hah! Good thing Louie wasn't there, because he just LOVES a fresh, warm meal.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Good work Spitty. A good yak always makes me hungry afterwards too.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Two yaks on two rugs?? That takes some skill! Or sheer orneriness.. I'm sure you possess both. MOL

Star says: Well of course you're hungry, you just gave up your breakfast for art! It irks my daddy that sometimes when he gives me lots of chicken that I'll return some, but then I have room for snacks!
Thank you for agreeing that I need my own pizza, what say you join me for ham pizza with nip sauce? We might or might not keep it all down of course.. purrrrrrr

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Good work there Spitty. Two piles and two rugs is pretty impressive. Hugs GJ x

Pretinha said...

Hahaha agora tem mais espaço...

Anonymous said...

Spitimus! I have brekkie for you, right here! I have a mole and a baby bird and a few cave crickets. Verrah fresh. I'll save them under the bush for you and we can have a lovely piqnique sur l'herbe and then you can head home with time to hack it back up in her shoes, just in time for dinner. Is it a date?!

CATachresis said...

Oh Spitty, you know how to spit!!!! Result.

Sorry I let you down, buddy with the old making biscuits ploy! I gotta do that sometimes so the old dear thinks I actually care about her! Ya know what I mean? ;)

KarenMcG said...

Well, it sounds like "The Boys" are in good company with the "losing the breakfast" and other meals thing. High 5, Spitty!

We hope you got to replenish your tummy.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Well OF COURSE you need relacement food. If you lost some, you still need those foods replaced. What, like yer sposed to STARVE after a simple yack?

But mebbe a few spoonfuls at a time until you are keeping it down better. I have the same problem and thats what TBT does fer ME.

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Good work Spitty, hope you get that second breakfast soon!

Kitties Blue said...

If we yak up our breakfast, we have to settle for dry food until dinner. Hope you got your second breakfast as requested. Two throw rugs…extra good job dear friend. Thirty-two paws up from us. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo