Wednesday, November 20, 2013

A Story in Five Short Chapters

Step 1: Do not prepare a post in advance.
Step 2: Take a quick blurry shot.

Step 3: Try out "Rough Pastels" filter.

Step 4: Try out "Watercolor" filter.

Step 5: Give up. Get kitty's dinner.


32 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

riveting!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Yeah, my human tries to cheat like that sometimes too.

Pat Hatt said...

in 50 words or less too

brokenteepee said...

The suspense! WHAT is for dinner?!

The Island Cats said...

She shoulda went straight to Step 5. ;)

Cathy Keisha said...

Very inneresting but you're good just the way you are. TW tried out a new filter today also.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I've said it before, any picture of you is a great picture, Spitty dear.

Star says: Mom's right, you're still cute. The annoyed glance is done very well too. Need a snuggle to cheer you up? I could be there shortly.. purrrrr

Catio Tales said...

ALthough we love to see your fizzog, maybe you should have jumped t the ending first.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Step 5... priceless.

Steps 1 thru 4 however, are very beautiful.

Purrs,
Nissy

Photo Cache said...

we like the ending of this story.

emma and buster

GLOGIRLY said...

Well step 5 is definitely a winner!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner???
; ) Katie

Angel Prancer Pie said...

My Mommy is a chronic cheater. **sighs**

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

She should have gone straight to step 5.

Unknown said...

I have step 5 down pat! I will do my best to get the rest under control...sometime.

Katie Isabella said...

You made mommy and I smile. Me, I'm still in Vet jail but I have my iPawd. I look at you Spitty. xoxoxox

Fur Everywhere said...

MOL, our momsy is always flying by the seat of her pants with blog posts!

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

hehehehe good advice!

Stacy Hurt said...

Wait... you mean to say that your mom doesn't walk in the door, drop her keyes and purse and go right over to feed you??? The HORROR! There are 4 of us and when That Womam gets home she doesn't have time to catch her breath (from her bike riding) and we are all in our spots next to our dishes! Ms Stellie is the director and is yelling alla time and head butting TW. Me & Scraps sit quietly. The Ornj mutant saunters in after we're done usually . THEN TW can do what she likes. We run a tight ship!

Xoxo
Miss Jack

Stacy Hurt said...

Wait... you mean to say that your mom doesn't walk in the door, drop her keyes and purse and go right over to feed you??? The HORROR! There are 4 of us and when That Womam gets home she doesn't have time to catch her breath (from her bike riding) and we are all in our spots next to our dishes! Ms Stellie is the director and is yelling alla time and head butting TW. Me & Scraps sit quietly. The Ornj mutant saunters in after we're done usually . THEN TW can do what she likes. We run a tight ship!

Xoxo
Miss Jack

Anonymous said...

Yep - sounds like my Mom's Friday....she forgot to help me post a blog for today before she left yesterday. Just when you think you have them trained.......!!

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...what happened ta de dark N stormee nite section.... ???

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Yep, I know that story well.

Russell was good this a.m.--I think your ManCatly hugs helped! You want that silly meezer in return? She's kinda getting on everybody's nerves here because she's missing out on two seconds of attention.

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

MOL! I think the 5th chapter should come first ;-)

Anonymous said...

that's the recipe of my mom too :o) when she tries to pimp it with the paintbrush thingy, then I know: no post today LOL

Unknown said...

I think number 1 and 5 should both be time for diner ;)
Love Milo :)

charppps said...

Meowma used to try being "artistic", too. She can't even take a decent picture, what would ever make her think she could fix it with Photo Shop. Humans, go figure. Hope you got a decent supper for your troubles.
Purrrs,
Jasmine, Joey, Eddie & Rosie

Kitties Blue said...

Well at least your mom did something right in Chapter 5. If she hadn't, she might as well have gone back to bed for the day! MOL. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulie bvtta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Thank goodness for step 5. You must have been starving waiting to get there.

Pretinha said...

Vamos rapidamente ao que interessa... JANTAR!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Excellent story!

Brian said...

That might just be a best seller Spitty!

Just Ducky said...

hahahaha, quick and easy!