Thursday, December 12, 2013

Mean Mister Mustard . . .

♫ . . . . . sleeps on the rug
Drools in the sun trying to roll somewhere
Sleeps like a lump on his chair
Wishing some GirlCat was there ♫ 

Such a dirty old cat
♫ Such a dirty old cat . . .

(For those of a decidedly post-1970s vintage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkn2l9UQP4o)

31 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

So, where did Mean Mister Mustard get in the house...through the bathroom window?

The Indulged Furries said...

Spitty, are you having a bad dream?

brokenteepee said...

Spiffy new header dude!

Not getting the reference Mr. Spitster...

Catio Tales said...

So where have you hidden all your money ?

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Spitty, your human outdid herself on the Christmas header!

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Love your Christmas header!

Julier said...

Surely Spitty is not mean, is he? I don't think all the lady cats would be swooning over him if he was. Love that song though!

Unknown said...

Love your header Spitty. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I think my human was a rock critic in a different universe from everyone else because she never recognizes any song references anyone makes - and nobody has any clue about hers!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Your lyrics made Mommy burst out laughing.

Cats Herd You said...

Great new header, Spitty! And we love your lyrics, too.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Hee hee hee, that's awesome! Spitty, you're adorable as usual!

Star says: Any particular ladycat in mind of will any do? I'm sure you've had plenty of offers, but I'm available, *kitty wink* purrrrr

Katie Isabella said...

Who wouldn't want to lie there beside you? No lady cat *I* know...they would jump at the chance. xoxoxo

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Too late, girls -- I've already packed up Caroline and hustled her to FedEx.

Brian said...

All the gals want to hold the Mustard!

Anonymous said...

I hope a lot girl cats will visit you :o)

Pat Hatt said...

Great header, too bad you're snip snip huh? lol

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, we don't know if you are trying to tell us that you are actually mean and dirty or if you are using The Beatles song figuratively. Either way, we see you are still in the sun. And, we suspect, even if you are mean and dirty, any lady-cat you invite would be glad to join you. Looks as if you have already had lots of offers. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Anonymous said...

Oh Spitty I'm SURE you would never drool....however being a lump on a chair? Maybe.

Holiday Hugs, Sammy

Ann Boyajian said...

Wow, Spitty, dredging up the auld Beatles tunes. Sounds as if CAROLINE is on her way......
Nice seasonal header!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Those are QUITE the lyrics, my friend. Yup, quite the lyrics.

Purrs,
Nissy

Cathy Keisha said...

I don’t think you’re dirty, Spitola, unless you mean those thoughts you have sometimes. MOL! I’m thinking I should know that song. Can’t quite put my paw on it.

GLOGIRLY said...

Awww, Spitty. I don't think you're mean at all. And certainly you don't look mustardy.

I'll be your girlcat!
...just no mustard, ok?

; ) Katie

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...ewe due noe kernel mustard shooted sum one in de lie brarry for tryin ta steel a candle stik outta de kitshen...

wait...iz ther even a kitshen in clue...hay, enjoy de week oh end !

Photo Cache said...

dude our mom didn't realize what long hair you have. now get ready she's going to snorgle you.

emma and buster

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Hey Spitty where's the mustard?

Mariodacat said...

So which girl kitty are you drooling over pal? There are a bunch of purdy ones on the Blogosphere!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

I love the header too. Very festive. I will be getting the beautiful Christmas ornament out this weekend that you sent last year. Hugs Carol

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

What a mean song. We love your header. Lee and Phod

Anonymous said...

now that is some kind of total nightmare Spitty...no way are you a dirty old kitty...

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Sorry I wasnt there Dearest One. TBT was offline a bit.