Sometimes, when I haven't eaten my breakfast by the time the Human comes home from work, she gets to feeling all sad and guilty and worried that I am going to starve myself. That's when I move in for the kill. I gaze pathetically up into her eyes and meow softly, as though faint from hunger (never mind that I have eaten my crunchies all up). When the gaze and the meow and the guilt and the planets all line up just purrfectly, she cracks open a jar of the Good Stuff for me and pets me and coos whilst I enjoy it. Honestly, I almost feel bad for her sometimes.
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As long as you get the good stuff, no feeling bad for her, Spitty. You are just getting your due.
Nom nom nom..... as long as mom loves you!
haha got her wrapped around our claw
I still don’t get this baby food thing. What brand? Doesn’t some of it contain stuff that cats aren’t allowed to have? Am I missing something? When I don’t eat my breakfast, TW tells me to “suck it up and eat it cos you’re not getting anything else until I get back from shopping.” I’m so deprived. When she goes out, she forgets to come home.
Humans are pretty easy marks!
I try that and I get zip. ZIP, I say. It's just not fair.
Not eatin breakfast??? I usually eat 4 or 5 breakfasts.
Oh yes, Spitster! That thought of that ham baby food and the woman's guilt is making us all fainty over here!
MOL!
XOXO
to be honest spitty, no human can ever resist when you turn on that charm :)
emma and buster
I'm concerned Spitty. You simply shouldn't have to work that hard to get decent meals.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Yeah, Travis not eatin' breakfast would be like one of da signs of da Apocalypse or sumthin....
You got her wrapped around your little paw Spitty. Nice one. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
LOL, Spitty, you are genius!
I'm sure your gaze and soft meow will do a magic all the time :-)
Spitty, glad you've found a way to get what you want!
Spitty you must be related with that famous guy from Italy named Machiavelli :o) You are really a genius :o)
I do believe you are onto something there Spitty!
dood...if ewe getted sum ham, we will pay top $$$ ta noe yur sekrit N we bet
everee one else will as well...may bee ewe shuld offer a class..... !!
Spitty você merece um prêmio pela sua grande atuação hehehehe
That baby food is like kitty crack! Our beloved Sissy got baby food when we couldn't get her to eat anything else :(
You seriously have your mum wrapped around your little paw. You ever think of givin' lessons on that? Bet cats all 'round the world would sign up in a heartbeat.
Purrs,
Nissy
WHAT A CUTE AND CUNNING CONMAN YOU ARE, SPITTY! AND WE ALL DESERVE TO BE SPOILED AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. WE'VE NEVER TRIED THE FOOD FOR THE TINY HUMANS. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Sweetheart, I gave you hams when you were here last. But if you can get more from your mom as well..hey, you are way ahead of the game. Of course *I* work your mom for all the hams I can get! xxoox
Katie Isabella (mom forgot to log out)
oh well done Spitster, very well done!
Oh Spitty, you have that human wrapped firmly around your little paws!
Star says: Woah woah woah... hams?? I know there's gerber chick-hens, but hams! HAMS! That is ambrosia to kitties! I don't suppose there's any left for a little taste test?? didn't think so.. Well, I could still take you up on your offer to squeeze into your beige beddy with you, right? Maybe you got some on your chin and I could lick it off for you... Purrrrr XOXO
LOL you are a one. But your mum will do anything for you I am sure
You sly ol' puss....we are taking notes.
purrs,
J,J,E,& R
You have got her wrapped around your paw Spitty.
Spitty the ends equals the means!!! Yes you score!!
Dang, Spitty...you're good. We gotta try that.
We must bow down to your evil genius Spitty! We learns so much from you, MOL
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Spitty, you are a master manipulator.
My team got slaughtered tonight. Sigh. It’s gonna be a long season.
Come over HERE Spitty, an you will not only get Gerber Hamsies but THE REAL STUFF!
AND tummy time... ~ Iza-Sweetie
Don't feel bad Spitty, it's got to be done to get the good stuff:-)
I am so gonna try that. I want some of that good stuff :) xxoxxx
Mollie and Alfie
That's a good move, Spitty. We do that around here too
Spitty dear,
Me has bookmarked this post and me is going to has it displayed everyday when Mommy gets home from work!!!
Kisses
Nellie
HRM! Hams aren't allowed in our home but TURKEYS and CHICK-HENS are. Does Gerber's supply these delectables?
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