So while the Human went out to a fancy restaurant and consumed an adult beverage before eleven o'clock in the freaking morning, I was left here to suffer all by myself withno comfy place to nap and no noms at all. Well, maybe there were a few of my crunchies, and some tuna & salmon wet food . . . oh, and a water bowl, and a tiny saucer of half and half. But that was all, I swear. I could have starved.