Sunday, March 23, 2014

                         The Princess King and the Pea

So while the Human went out to a fancy restaurant
and consumed an adult beverage before eleven o'clock
in the freaking morning, I was left here to suffer all by
myself with no comfy place to nap and no noms at all.
Well, maybe there were a few of my crunchies, and
some tuna & salmon wet food . . . oh, and a water bowl,
and a tiny saucer of half and half. But that was all, I swear.
I could have starved.





38 comments:

Ivan from WMD said...

OMC, Spitty. This has gone on way too far for way too long. You look like half the cat I know!

brokenteepee said...

My blood boils at the thought of you stuck there with enough food for two days and only two or three beds upon which to rest for a whole day by yourself. The nerve of your human to do that to you.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

She's completely ruthless, I tell you! We're glad to see you made it, though. Whew, close call.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

That's what I call cruelty! BTW, my human is not much better - I wanted her to bring you something special of mine on her trip up your way. But did she remember to brush me and gather some of my fur for you? NO! I did NOT get brushed and you did not get your gift. She deserves to be soundly rebuked.

Eastside Cats said...

You are one tough kitty to put up with that kind of nonsense, Spitty!

Lone Star Cats said...

OMC, you are one tough kitty to put up wif dat kinda neglect! Hee hee!

Cathy Keisha said...

How did you survive, Spitman? Maybe you should write a primer in case TW ever dares to leave me in such squalid conditions.

Marty the Manx said...

Oh Spitty you poor dear! Where is your pink beddie? Hope your mom brought you fresh dead fish! You did ALMOST starve with that paltry food offering after all...... :)

Cats Herd You said...

Oh, Spitty! That's neglect, plain and simple! We hope that your Mom was appropriately contrite when she returned.

Mickey's Musings said...

Some of this and some of that...not good enough!
You need a serious talk with your boozy Mom !
Tell her to get on the wagon, but feed you first!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

Saku said...

Oh poor Spitty, you is so hard done by! MOL

Sasha, Saku, & Sami

Pat Hatt said...

Poor poor you, whatever will you do? The human is out getting sauced. I hope she flossed

The Island Cats said...

Oh yeah, Spitty...you look like your withering away. Hope your human had a good time. :)

Katnip Lounge said...

Oh yes, we see that emaciation was IMMINENT.

Katnip Lounge said...

pee ess: Mimosas? Bloody Marys?

Megan said...

Spitty, you are nothing if not resiliant; many others would be wilted in the conditions. Stay strong.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

meowmeowmans said...

Dang, Spitty ... she just, um, abandoned you like that??? We sure hope you managed to survive. And we hope she had a nice time, too. :)

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Awww, you poor poor thing! Abandonded and left to starve! I hope the human got back before you fadded way to nothing!

Star says: Left with no food or drink?? Except those little bits of nothing... well that's not acceptable! I think I will take you up on your offer and come over to share some snuggles in that beddy, and I'll bring you some good noms because they've been overloading me with lots of good stuff lately! See you soon! Purrrrrrrr XOXOXO

Unknown said...

Oh no Spitty how cruel can those peeps be. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Katie Isabella said...

Sorry ladycats, he's coming to live with ME. Only thing though darling, you'll have to endure kissies and snugglies like you've never knows before. And sweet blandishments!!!

Unknown said...

Oh, the shame of it all, Spitty. Well, maybe not the adult beverage before 11 AM. I hope you make it through the rest of the day OK!

Tamago said...

Oh no, poor Spitty. With all that crunchies and wet food and water and half & half (yum!)...I'm sure you were so full, I mean, starved when your human finally came back! I hope your human will make up for it.
You look very sweet there. Sweet dreams xoxo

Anonymous said...

I agree, Spitty . Maybe you could call the pizza-guy? The salmon-shrimps pizza is really not bad and with the parts you dislike you can make a fabulous mess :o)

Stacy Hurt said...

Diva!

Xoxo
Ms Stella O Houligan

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

the nerve of her! In the MORNING no less?

Anonymous said...

Ummmm...no, no...it as definitely 5 O'clock pm somewhere Spitty...that what my Mom says and she was with your human. Having left me to the toetires of The Kid Sage. Dad does not referee as well as Mom...I suffered with you buddy

Anonymous said...

AIIIEEEE ..."tortures" for cod"'s sake...sheesh

Dad P said...

Ah, but I know where your human was Spitty. She deserves a break too you know. And don't listen to what Savannah has to say. She had a wonderful time lying in her living room sun puddle and snoozing on the coach with but a few hisses and growls when Sage came around. Me thinks thou dost protest too much!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Life is treating you so harshly. That bed looks so uncomfortable that you can barely sleep on it. As for the food deprivation, I can see the weight dropping of you.

Pretinha said...

Só uma palavra pode descrevê-lo querido Spitty... MIMADO! hehehehe

Photo Cache said...

yes we could totally commiserate with you. somedays you just have to make do with what life gives you. nap is good solution.

Emma and Buster

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Your mum had nip before eleven? MOUSES! Oh... wait a minute. I've done that, myself so I had been not say anythin' too loudly before Ol' Peepers, here, decides to remind me about it.

Purrs,
Nissy

charppps said...

Meowma is shameful. She actually found your cruel, inhumane conditions..........funny. Oh she is gonna pay dearly for that King Spitty. You have our promise on that.
purrs of comfort for you,
Jasmine, Joey, Eddie & Rosie

Brian's Home Blog said...

You sure have it rough Spitty.

Kitties Blue said...

A saucer of half 'n half. That sounds pretty decadent. Guess, you could use that after the Quest to rebuild your strength. Did you get a new beddy? It's not pink. Or do you have more than one? Sleep night, sweet prince, err…King! XOXO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

KarenMcG said...

Love your new header, Spitty. You're looking at us straight on. And that beddie is very comforting looking. Thankfully...you got some food and water. And half and half?! Wow.

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Spitty you sure are neglected!

katsrus said...

Poor Spitty I feel so bad for you. You are so ignored. LOL.
Sue B