Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Spring Break: Report Card, Days 5&6

Spring Break
Days 5 & 6

Noms:        B
Brushies:    B+
Petting:      B
Playtime:   C-
Overall grade:  B-

Comments:
The noms have slipped. I disdained my breakfast yesterday, taking one pitiful bite and walking away. Now, when she's at work she does not lose points for this, as she really doesn't know till she gets home whether breakfast has pleased me or not. But Kitties, she was right here yesterday, and it took her almost the whole DAY to offer me something else. I could have starved! Pfft. There was a good brushing session on both days, though not as much petting as I might have wished. Playtime slipped again, nearly into D range, which at the Human's school would put her onto Academic Probation!  On the plus side, my tailio has grown back, as you can see very well in this Back-of-Disrespect pose.

33 comments:

Marty the Manx said...

Thank goodness the beautiful floof has returned! I am sure you flipped it in proper disdain for being starved all day! Your furs are looking quite nice and shiny though! Hopefully you will get ONE "A" day before break is over poor Spitty.
Purrs
Marty

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

My human often slacks off in the playing realm too - maybe I need to get more toys to review. That does cause the camera to get pulled out, but at least she plays more!

Cats Herd You said...

We are quite relieved to see your tailio has returned. What is up with the not enough play? We're seeing that around here, too. It's like an epidemic.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Phew! We were getting really concerned about you tail-hood.

Cathy Keisha said...

Thank Ceiling Cat your tailio is back. TW was shoving food at me all day, even when I was in bed. Wish I could have given it to you. Her vacation is practically over. I hope you get some quality time in the remaining days.

The Cat Guy said...

I suspect you might have been a little generous with your grading. Hopefully, the human takes the marks seriously and works to make improvements. Hang in there, you are clearly suffering.

meowmeowmans said...

Hooray for your tailio growing back, Spitty! Let's hope your human picks up the pace in her last few days off!

brokenteepee said...

Your tail is a thing of beauty

Catio Tales said...

We still think the average is B not B- and you need to recheck your overall calculation.......... especially as your tailio has returned from Manxieland.

The Island Cats said...

Dang, and we thought she was improving.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We fear if you gave her detention, it would only punish you.
How do you feel about corporal punishment???
MOL!

Lone Star Cats said...

She needs to play wif ya some more to raise her grades more!

Unknown said...

What a whole day without offering you something else? Scandalous. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Brinley Westie said...

Glad your tail is all flooferific again... Maurice (da big black and white dude that belongs to Ally) got a blockage once and dey shaved part of his tail off. He looked like he were attacked by a deranged poodle groomer. He sat on that part of his tail and hid his shame until it grew back out....

Katie Isabella said...

Yes we DO have twin tailios! Aren't they superb? I see yours and my cinnamon furs are glowing in the suns again. WE are just gorgeous. Heeeee.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh Spitty, even when you give the back of disrespect, you still manage to show off your silky furs! Wish I could have a go at brushing all that gorgeous stuff!

Star says: I'm so glad you got to pop over last night! I hope you enjoyed my new ham-micks and the snuggle session on them! Purrrr XOXOXOXO

Eastside Cats said...

Geez, Spitty! Too bad you can't turn in your human for another who would get better grades! Maybe you need to give incentives, like extra head butts and purrs?

Anonymous said...

Gosh......I had SO hoped that this week when your human could have devoted so much extra time to you, she chose instead to carry on with "business as usual" or even (horrors) "sub-par usual". I know you're disappointed - and when you present her with her report card at the appointed time, I do hope she hangs her head in shame.....!

Hugs, Sammy

Ivan from WMD said...

I don't know, Spitty. Humans act like they have better things to do. I certainly don't get it, but I hope she can pull up those grades in the remaining days!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

My mom also gets a big fat D for playtime!

Mariodacat said...

I feel your pain pal. M gets an F this grading period. We need new staff. Whoops, M says no one else would put up with us. i guess we're stuck buddy.

Tamago said...

Sounds like she needs to improve her performance in noms and playtime fields! But great job on brushing :-)
Your human's mom was so beautiful. When I saw her picture, I thought it was picture of model or actress.

KarenMcG said...

Wow, Spitty. That's some beautiful backside, especially that floofy tail! Glad you got some brushing and that the Human's score went up a tad.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...with grades like theeze if yur mom thinkz for two minits at de end oh de skewl yeer her iz gonna graduate her iz sad lee miss taken....hold on a minit...de grazz dood iz back at R front door.....

Kitties Blue said...

You do look well-brushed as your furs are actually glistening. We think you should raise Mom Mary's grade in that category. Have a sun-puddle filled day. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuletta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Brian's Home Blog said...

Good thing she gets a letter grade instead of pass/fail Spitty!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

At least there was some good in that your tailio returned.

Mickey's Musings said...

Well, we are glad you did not starve and lived to tell the tale!
As for tails, yours is looking nice!
Moms all pretty much fail at adequate playing :/
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

We can sympathize with the playtime, Spitty. What is with these pawrents of ours, falling down on the job. How is it so hard to play with us?!? Hope your human improves for tomorrow.

Ann Boyajian said...

Alas, Spitty, we suffer a similar fate. Although us youngsters gobble up pretty much anything, Skootch disdains his food quite often. As for playtime, phbbt! Nothing for days. We are obliged to amuse ourselves. Our report is GRIM.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Amazing how far they get from our expectations with only a day or so let up in their training.
The floof is looking well!
Atta-Cat

Anonymous said...

You's vewy handsum Spitty. Hav a Pawsum weekend!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses :)

Dezi

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe she is getting any "B's" what so ever!