Saturday, June 7, 2014

Stoopy Human Tricks

Can you believe how crazy the Stoopy Humans are? Yeah, well, me neither, Pal. 

A friend of the Human's, not as old as the Human, but still old enough to know better (you'd think), actually jumped off a ferry into San Francisco Bay this morning and swam the 1.5 miles from Alcatraz to the shore. 

Now, since neither she nor any of the other 900 Stoopy Humans with her were actually imprisoned on that island, you'd think they might've just taken the ferry back. But nooooooooooo -- they swam!

And look! There are some of them now, rounding the bend into the cove near Aquatic Park, teeth chattering, eyes burning, taking on seawater like the Titanic.

The Human's friend came in 4th for her age bracket and the Human thought she looked really Bad@ss in her wetsuit and all. Go figure.

Me, I think they've all lost their minds.

33 comments:

Cathy Keisha said...

I’m with you on this one, Spitman. Did they all get arrested? Heh heh.

Unknown said...

There's something in the water there. That's right about where the Younger Human jumps into the water while wearing dresses every year. ON PURPOSE.

Cats Herd You said...

We think they're crazy for going in the water on purpose, much less that freezing water. Geez.

Lone Star Cats said...

I don't ever go in water, but my momma goes swimmin all da time. I fink she are crazy!

Katnip Lounge said...

This proves SOMETHING...what, we're not quite sure.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We have to agree with you on this one, Spitster.

Catio Tales said...

With you all the way on this King Spitty. Humans are indeed incomprehensible.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Well better that they swam AWAY from Alcatraz and not towards it. THAT would have been absolute madness.

Megan said...

Oh dear! Aren't there sharks in that water? When I was a tourist visiting Alcatraz many years ago, I was told that a number of people had tried to escape over the years but none was successful - they either drowned or were taken by sharks. Was that just a myth?

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Photo Cache said...

we are so with you on this. although it's nice to hear about this on the news later one.

emma and buster

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Your human's friend is CRAZY! What were they all thinking?! It's WET out there!

Unknown said...

Lost their marbles indeed. Water means wet. Yikes. Have a serene Sunday. Hope you are looking forward to some big easy today.
Best wishes Molly

Katie Isabella said...

OH Spitty. Mom like to have choked on her coffee! Your means of description here, well, they defy description. I can see it now, feel it and mom said she's getting a warm towel to try to knock off the chill.

Mickey's Musings said...

Jumping into water on purpose?
Yikes! Those humans ARE stoopid!
The thought of getting all wet gives us the shudders :o
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dang Spitty, why would they want to swim when they could ride the boat?!?!

Pat Hatt said...

hmmm yeah I think they let their minds on Alcatraz, lobotomy?

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

People do such silly things. Why would they want to swim to jail? Are there good treats there or something?

Kitties Blue said...

Humans are always doing ridiculous things. That's why cats are smarter and better than humans. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Ivan from WMD said...

I notice there's no mention of catching any fish on that swim, so I think it's Double Plus Stoopy.

Stacy Hurt said...

Oh *I* get it! Humans are the live bait that lead much tastier fishes to the shore area where all them other weirdos are waitin with nets. That would make the most sense given the amount of kitteh slaves in The City.
Xoxo
Ms Stella O Houligan
-who is thinkin on ways she can get these four kittentots outta her house as soon as possible!
---"YEAH!" Affirms The Giant Ornj Mutant from the safety of his bed.

Anonymous said...

Humans are a very strange lot.......swimming to Alcatraz and BACK......? Temporary insanity is the only answer.....which may explain a LOT!

Hugs, Sammy

Saku said...

Beans are strange critters. AND they say we kitties go crazy when we do our laps of the house. At least we isn't getting wet!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Well OK now...humans are weird Spitty, what can we cats say?

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Humans sure are weird!

Terri said...

I think they've lost their minds, too. If the water is deeper than a bathtub I don't want anything to do with it!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Wow they swam and in freezing water too. Yes I am with you Spitty, quite mad

CATachresis said...

Well it just proves what we all know! They are cracked. Totally barmy!!

Just Ducky said...

isn't it rather cold in the water there? We agree, humans do stupid tricks too.

The Island Cats said...

Sheesh, that is stoopid.

brokenteepee said...

Go friend of the human!

Timmy Tomcat said...

We are with you Spitty. Insane in the Brain

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood......wunder how manee fish iz on thiz journee...we mite hafta charter uz a boat.....soon as we can find R way outta GG park ~~~~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

OMC Why on eawff wuld anypawdy du sumfin' like dat??!!

Luv ya'

Dezi