Star and Katie? Thanks, sweet girls, you made this ManCat's day XOXO
Fargo's a TV series now? Shoot, now the Human will NEVER pay any attention to me! Tonk's Tail . . . You shoulda kept that to yourself. Yo.
Thanks for all the good suggestions about how to interfere with too many Breaking Bad episodes. I will try the tailio swishes tonight.
I'm tired of the Human working Summer Session. I am going to try gluing the front door shut. That'll work, right?
I am trying my bestest to get her back on track with visiting, but she's a hard case these days. It's Walter White's fault.
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Tell your Human to do what our Mommy does: watch Breaking Bad AT work! Kills two birds...
Fargo I have yet to watch, I think I may have to do that to at some point. The cat will sit on my lap though.
Spitty, you need to cancel your human's Netflix account.
Tell her to pay some attention or we will tell her what happens to Jessie Pinkman.
My momma sure liked da Fargo - it were only 10 episodes though.
But what are you going to glue the door shut with?
Look out if your human can get UniMás on the TV...instead of Walter White, it's Walter Blanco! (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/18/arts/television/metastasis-a-spanish-version-of-breaking-bad-debuts.html?_r=0) My mom, flipping through channels the other day, recognized it instantly (even though, as I've said, she's never seen the real Br Ba). She doesn't speak Spanish, either, but that didn't stop her being mesmerized.
Your brain must be tired Spitty with all that thinking.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Our Mommy laughed aloud at Katnip Lounge's comment!
We think all you have to do is hide the Woman's remote. Gets them every time and it's really fun to watch them hunt it. MOL!
Spitty, we would tell you to do what Pierre did a while back and turn off the internet to the whole house, but that wouldn't just cut off Netflix, it would prevent your visiting blogs, too. We'll have to go back to the drawing board on that one and get back to you.
Spitty, there ARE means and methods...text me. xoxoxox
Poor Spitty, you can get the whole city to cater to your napping needs but can't get that one pesky human to cater to you blog and visiting needs? Time for some Claw Judgement? hee hee
Star says: Spitty dear, you are welcome to join me anywhere any time! There's always space for you in my favorite spots, even if I have to hiss somecat out of it to get OUR turn! Good luck with your human, they can be tricky sometimes.. But that IS why we have claws, right? Purrrrrr
Careful you don't get any glue on your furs or it may earn you a trip to the groomers...you know, for those "lion cut" things.
Sometimes, Spitty, you just have to let a human do the human things, and know that it will all work out. That's what humans do to kitties...mostly. Just don't want to see you get kitty wrinkles from worry, that's all.
Yep, glue on the door is a good ploy...make sure it is super glue. I guess this means the human can't come visit me though...bummer
I think you will have everything under control soon Spitty!
Dude, UniMas is on over-the-air TV...cable, my mom? She thinks not having it and never having had it is the same as never having seen Star Wars, something to brag about.
Spitty... Glogirly is HOOKED on Fargo. Sadly, (for her) it's all over now. But once your human starts watching it, you're going to need to figure out how to use the can opener.
; )
We are giving you that same advice we just gave Nissy. Threaten to yack a hairball in her shoe efurryday she does not give you the attention you rightly deserve. Let us know if that works. Thanks bunches for the shout out, dear friend! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Glueing the door shut sounds good. That way she can’t take you to the vet and the mean with the brown shorts can pass boxes of your food through the window.
Spitty I have no doubt that you will figure out an appropriate (and fun) way to handle that human of yours who refuses to pay you the attention you so richly deserve! Glue is good....but messy.....hacking up a hairball works but just gets us into trouble....as I said - you can figure something out that works for you.....I have faith in you buddy (and I hope you'll share your technique with the rest of us!).
Hugs, Sammy
I would say just get very close to knocking over some expensive glass bit or some trinket the human loves. When they rush over stop and just gently push against whatever it is you are holding hostage. The human will not grab you fur fear of breaking said item. Then slowly move away from it and give a good silent meow. You will be so many good kitty pets your head will spin. Should be good for a few days until you have to repeat
Purrs
Timmy
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