Do you see this HALF of a can? Do you? It is a mere morsel, I tell you, barely enough to keep a kitten alive from one day to the next, let alone a full-grown and robust manly ManCat such as myself!
But did the Human leave any kind of instructions for the Auntie? Like, "Make sure to give him BOTH halves of the can for dinner"?
No, of course she did not! So I got HALF A CAN! Oh Bast, the outrage of it all!
And worser, she told Auntie she did not need to "bother" coming this morning as she would be home "plenty early" to give me my breakfast herself!
Do you know what "plenty early" means in her book? Do you know what time she rolled in from the Old Bat Slumber Party? Well, do you??
At NOON, Kitties, in fact after NOON.
And she said, "Oh look, Spitty, all your food plates are empty! You don't even have any crunchies left!"
"Well, d'oh! Feed me!" And so she did.
Om nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.