The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
The Beast Waits Patiently
cradling the woundedwand toy that the foolish Human ripped the fevvers out of. And look! I ended a sentence with a preposition. She says the fevver thing was an accident. Plus, messy. Plus, Pawty Like It's 1999 . . . more mañana!
Why was she playing with YOUR wand toy in the first place, Spitty? Tell her that not only does she need to buy you a new one, but while she's at it, she should splash out and get one for herself. Then, when she wants to play rough, she can do all the damage she likes to her wand toy and leave yours alone. I don't think ending a sentence with a preposition is nearly enough 'punishment' for this transgression. Drawing blood - just a little - wouldn't be too harsh in my view.
What an outrage......how can she look at you clutching your raggedy wand toy in your tiny little paws looking pitiful and NOT apologize profusely??????
11 comments:
She pulled the feathers out??? She needs to get you a new one...stat!
Why was she playing with YOUR wand toy in the first place, Spitty? Tell her that not only does she need to buy you a new one, but while she's at it, she should splash out and get one for herself. Then, when she wants to play rough, she can do all the damage she likes to her wand toy and leave yours alone. I don't think ending a sentence with a preposition is nearly enough 'punishment' for this transgression. Drawing blood - just a little - wouldn't be too harsh in my view.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Preposterous. In so many ways.
What was your human doing with that toy??? I thought only kitties were allowed to destroy cat toys.
What an outrage......how can she look at you clutching your raggedy wand toy in your tiny little paws looking pitiful and NOT apologize profusely??????
Hugs, Sammy
Does she have a feather pillow or quilt? Maybe you could hpull those feathers out on accident.
We bet *she* bit those feathers off your toy, Spitty. You know how they are!
MOL!! What was your human doing letting you END with a preposition! (heeee!)
Hmmmmm, guess we will have to wait for tomorrow for "the rest of the story" 'eh Spitty?
No fevvers? What da meow?
That 2,000 mark tomorrow should earn you a new wand toy! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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